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I was born in the wrong light year

Brooklyn, NY
Joined September 2009
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Donald Trump’s lawyer hired a lawyer. Not a good look when your counsels for the Russia probe are stacked like nesting dolls.
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Good luck to all marathoners! I'm not running, but in support, I will be carbo-loading and rubbing Vaseline on my nipples.
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At least 110 Republican leaders won’t vote for Donald Trump. Here’s when they reached their breaking point. nyti.ms/2bTMz1k
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Can you name any women inventors? We asked girls who love science this question. #IWD2016 #MakeWhatsNext amp.twimg.com/v/ae8d17a2-c6d…
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Bertha invented brake pads. What are you going to make? #IWD2016 #MakeWhatsNext bit.ly/IWDay16
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Yvonne invented satellite propulsion. What are you going to make? bit.ly/IWDay16 #MakeWhatsNext #IWD2016
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Maria invented heart surgery adhesive. What are you going to make? bit.ly/IWDay16 #MakeWhatsNext #IWD2016
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Patricia invented GeoBond. What are you going to make? #IWD2016 #MakeWhatsNext bit.ly/IWDay16
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Maria invented the life raft. What are you going to make? #IWD2016 #MakeWhatsNext bit.ly/IWDay16
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Tabitha invented the circular saw. What are you going to make? #IWD2016 #MakeWhatsNext bit.ly/IWDay16
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Hand sanitizer is the gift that keeps on giving in @OfficeDepot holiday campaign bit.ly/1koYqqm
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Sealed with a kiss. Channel #NationalLipstickDay with @BadgleyMischka's Lipstick Red Gown: rtr.cm/Xa1muU
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No matter how things change, what makes families wholesome never will. Watch our new commercial #thisiswholesome youtube.com/watch?v=2xeanX6x…
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Eatovations no.23 The Flatweater - a sweater that orders Flatizza™ for you whenever you rub your belly. #SXSUBWAY
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Eatovations no.125: Flashtag Trucker hat projects the joys of eating a Flatizza™ across your forehead. #SXSUBWAY
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Great Idea: Play Think Flatizza™ & flex your mental tug-of-war skills live! #SXSUBWAY Eatovations Exhibit #SXSW
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ONLY TWO DAYS LEFT. American Psycho The Musical: kck.st/Zg9doF Great Prizes Still Available...
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Replying to @dunkindonuts
@DunkinDonuts America's springing on Dunkin! #iceDD CC: @rockyprobst vine.co/v/bEb2uMthdt3
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"We all have something that digs at us. At least we dig each other."