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Sarah Conklin

@SarahOUaL
Joined February 2009
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"Sure, I'll Have One More", an Autobiography
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Rita Oak@ritaoak_art17 Jul 2022
🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT! 🚨 To celebrate 10k followers on Twitter, I’m giving away 2 exclusive new black mugs of your choice! To enter, just follow these steps: - Follow @ritaoak_art - Retweet - Like this tweet The winner will be selected randomly next Friday evening! 😁 Good luck!
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!! @emilysweats
iRunFar (@iRunFar) profile pictureiRunFar
@iRunFar15 Jul 2022
Eighth place at Chapman (mile 18) is Emily Halnon and Meghan Hicks in ninth (+1hr15min). They came in together and left together. #HR100
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In a Venus + Serena shirt? @DB3LL giving what’s left of the Browns female fan base something to grasp onto. 🙌🧡
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@Browns13 May 2022
OFFICIAL: Rookie deals inked ✍️ @DB3LL | @AlexWright_16 | @MartyMargg1 | @isaiahthomas95
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But what’s the dog’s name, @BurtsBees
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The presumptuous audacity of the NBA to send a "welcome to the NBA!" email after I placed an order at the @WNBA team store...
Feels important to remind people that “ASAP” doesn’t mean quickly or even urgently. It means as soon as POSSIBLE. The Possibility Window opens back up after lunch byeeeeee.
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I didn't know hating Peeps was such a big part of some people's personality
Y'all I might be shopping for a new football team
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Theory: Browns know Baker loves playing with a chip on his shoulder and this is all a ruse to get a 🔥2022🔥 out of him
Jake Trotter (@Jake_Trotter) profile pictureJake Trotter@Jake_Trotter17 Mar 2022
Browns have told Baker Mayfield’s camp they are "not accommodating his request,” per source.
I am HERE for the resurgence of physical mail marketing ✉️📬 Bout to film a Reel un-enveloping a stack of coupons.
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Shoutout to the five star "Did not care for it" reviewers out there. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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"Does Hanging Out with my Dogs Count as Plans?", the Valentine's Day chapter of an Autobiography
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“I tried to be nice and it made a mess,” an autobiography
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In this case I split the last piece of crusty bread with Colin and dropped it butter-side down on the couch 😑
Wordle 214 2/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Anybody want me to pick their lotto numbers?
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I’m sorry but I need a record of this* living on the internet Wordle 212 3/6 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 *this pure luck
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Had to rip off a bandaid for this one, but she told me to always keep writing. Miss you already. medium.com/@sarah.e.conklin/…
On left, a young girl held by her grandmother picking yellow flowers from a tree in front of an old red barn. On right, the same two, 20ish years later, talking and smiling at each other.

ALT On left, a young girl held by her grandmother picking yellow flowers from a tree in front of an old red barn. On right, the same two, 20ish years later, talking and smiling at each other.

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Is “buy it all now, it’ll be more expensive later” sound financial advice or am I just enabling a “fuck it all” shopping binge
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A story about finding more than you were looking for, friendship, and the @cavs . medium.com/@sarah.e.conklin/…
I Donated a Kidney to my Tinder Match (part 1)

I Donated a Kidney to my Tinder Match (part 1)

I Donated a Kidney to my Tinder Match (part 1) Ross and I met on Tinder about five years before I decided to give him a kidney. The “Cleveland transplant” in our bios stuck out like sore Midwest …

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#Browns Case Keenum on the opportunity to play with Nick Chubb: "Having a full Chubb back there is going to be really good."
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The latest, delivered on time! (Is it true it gets easier the more you do it??) Saying yes to that first post-divorce wedding invite, despite looking for every reason not to, though I didn’t know why. Spoiler: I’d been bandaging instead of healing. medium.com/@sarah.e.conklin/…
Saying Yes to MinnesNOta

Saying Yes to MinnesNOta

“Hi friend, I haven’t seen your RSVP come through — will you be joining us next month?”

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Sarah Conklin (@SarahOUaL) profile pictureSarah Conklin@SarahOUaL7 Dec 2021
Hello, fellow tweeters who I’ve been unintentionally distant from and therefore who the algorithm will likely not put this in front of. I’ve started a regularly writing (and actually posting!) again. Reviving old unfinished drafts and posting at medium.com/@sarah.e.conklin
sarah.e.conklin – Medium

sarah.e.conklin – Medium

Read writing from sarah.e.conklin on Medium. I’m a Midwesterner at heart, current Oregonian, and @sarahoual on the internet

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