Kilmarnock, Ayrshire
Joined July 2009
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Unpopular opinion but #MrsBrownsBoys is probably the worst thing the BBC have ever peddled. It's fucking atrocious.
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I remember George Osborne's first words as Chancellor "Today we stand on the edge of the abyss!" Now thirteen years later and thanks to him we're at the bottom trying to claw our way out!
When #thethickofit becomes real life. You ain't no Malcolm Tucker hen so pipe doon
Home Secretary Suella Braverman blames protest disruption on 'tofu-eating wokerati' news.sky.com/story/home-secr…
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Amber Heard lied about being physically abused. She lied about being raped with a broken bottle. She lied about having PTSD. She lied about who the true abuser was.
Johnny Depp’s life begins again today.
#MenToo #JohnnyDepp #IStandWithJohnyDepp #BenChew #CamilleVasquez
#thegoeswrongshow wtf @BBCOne this is grim. I want my TV licence money back! Officially something worse than #mrsbrownsboys and everyone knows how I feel about that!
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Thanks @ryanair for cancelling my PIK>AGP flight on 2/10/21 without even telling me thru email etc. But, hey thanks for the 40% off flights in September notification. #feelingblessed #boydidgood
Love being one handed. Didn't think to use my teeth to open my roysters earlier and used scissors like a middle class fanny
Right come on @OntheBeachUK get this lassies holiday sorted! Bet you'd be raging if you had to share a swim up office with @jet2tweets and @TUIUK
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So then a wee guys like you fae Africa, so I told him to suck ma dick in afrikaans 😂 he's said so you don't want a poncho. Pal I'm from scotland, a wee bit of rain isn't gonny kill me. Ffs get me back to Napoli
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I went to the Colosseum, then there's a thunderstorm so I went to a bar for some prosecco. Obviously.
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Got dinner at my local. Best carbonara ever, bread and a jug of wine for €7. Wtf just take my money 😂 gave the fella €10 and the next thing I know I'm in the kitchen shaking hands with the chefs ♥
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Palermo was hard going. A wee old lady pushed me in front of traffic and was like bla bla walk. Aye awrite just cos you're livin life to the covid edge doesn't mean I am!
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Aperol spritz tastes like last night's irn bru. Gadse ye can shove it #aperolspritz #irnbru
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Schitt's creek is one of THE best series I've watched since #Banshee. Very different, but both entertaining
"Moira was the series’ breakout character, a fantastic creature no more likely for having been caught on film, and yet never less than human" latimes.com/entertainment-ar…
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Do you think we forgot about Dominic Cummings? Fuck off. Cunt.
"You cannot in an epidemic just take your own risk".
CMO Prof Chris Whitty says those who claim to take their own risk are "unfortunately taking a risk on behalf of everybody else" and urges the public to take a "collective" approach.
Live updates 👉 trib.al/gzr8NhC
Good day at the adulting but is it wine time yet? Asking for myself 😂 #AdultingAndStuff #wineoclock
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True story. My only fan is my best pal.
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