Because 90% of your problems can be solved by marketing. The other 10% just requires improving your procrastination skills.

Toronto, Ontario
Joined January 2010
I'm just saying, remember when it took, like, MONTHS (years?) to get this stuff from concept to production? And that's not even including the 3 months it'd sit in legal. ow.ly/UCon50PPVLs . . #feilerfaster #socialmediatoadvertisingpipeline #mixedblessing #planetofthebass
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Remember when the prevailing wisdom was that people didn't learn about or change brand loyalties after the age of 35??? ow.ly/Cbvs50OWHO7
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Am I the only one who's tired of seeing all these "Spotify spent too much money buying X podcast" stories with no info about ad rates/sponsorship or length of contract? Reporters apparently aren't interested in the ROI. ow.ly/urvW50ORbb1
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The tone of LinkedIn HAS changed a lot in the past 3 years, but it's not so much that people are disillusioned with corporate marketing. It's more a combination of a move away from Facebook + the blurring of work/home. ow.ly/gP0C50NZcU3
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PROTIP: When an app is driving you nuts with delays, ask your IT lead to stand beside you for a while. Magically, it will work quite a bit better - but only when that IT person is actually looking at you.
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There is nothing more infuriating than an app adding a ‘feature’ that in one fell swoop DOUBLES the time it takes you to do your job. Anyone got an alternative to @hootsuite for high-volume users?
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Hello, @Hootsuite_Help ? I've tried tweeting at you, sending an in-app chat message, and emailing - and have heard nothing except "Thanks, we'll get back to you! Respond above the line!" Did Elon Musk fire all you guys, too?
Wait, are you saying that when I hit 'schedule' on a post, and Hootsuite kicks me back to the 'planner' screen, and then I have to click 'streams' and hit refresh EVERY SINGLE TIME I schedule a post, that's a FEATURE???? Holy geez that's bad.
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I don't know what the heck is happening over there at Netflix, but their ability to read the room seems to have dwindled to zero. ow.ly/KjCY50MNITI . . #netflix #streaming #branddestroying
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I'm sure there are 47 reasons this is problematic, but Burberry just branded the GROUND in the Canary Islands and I'm here for it. ow.ly/TRYK50MCOBf . .#advertising #branding #burberrylandscapes
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Why is there somehow more graphic design in this random road closure graphic than in every single tv ad you’ve seen this year???
🚧 High Street and Brunel Road Intersection (Muskoka Road 2) – Planned Water Valve Replacement 🚧 An #intersection closure is in effect during the water valve replacement on Tuesday, October 18 from 7:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m. For more info, please visit muskoka.cc/IC
Bio o/t day, oddly specific edition: "[company] is a company that desires to make a difference in the towel bar industry by creating new and innovative designs." . Aspirational without trying to do it all!
Am I the only one who didn't know that we're calling them 'passage levers' now, not 'door handles'? I feel like I'm thisclose to making a big boardroom gaffe. . . #homedepot #WTF #themissinglink
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MySpace got 50 million visitors last year. I feel like 49 million of those are people trying to figure out how to get rid of their teenage dirtbag pics. ow.ly/m8qt50KIE75 . . #myspace #socialnetworks
That Sephora would let its customers down isn't a surprise if you've ever shopped there. $1.2 million, however, indicates the courts don't know how much influencer-branded makeup they actually sell every week. ow.ly/Iv4t50Kv7e7
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It's weird how many of us were sort of viscerally affected by losing Lofi Girl for a few hours there. Strangely emotional, which perhaps just shows the power of long-term, consistent branding. ow.ly/E7Lv50JUv86
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