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I think seldom tweeting has done wonders for distilling down what makes me happy. It will always be spontaneity, slam poetry, strangers with a sense of humor, and the strange.
I thought of a horrendous diet idea. Zoom unmutes every time you eat something unhealthy (I just ate chips during town hall and there I was just crunching away).
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I appreciate @Sarah_Ing for bringing people together, for the slow friendship project & other great dinners hosted with her partner, for seeking new experiences & for generative curiosity spanning art + tech + community
I told my therapist something and she laughed for about 30 seconds. I joined in and we had a good chuckle, but now I'm really wondering -- why was she laughing?
I went to a drag show last night and had a chocolate chip cookie for breakfast today. I wish I could tell small, young me that big, old me has it pretty good.
i rode in an uber the other day and the driver assigned me a hw assignment (his words). funny what comes out of a chance convo where i pour out my whole damn 💝 (apparently it's more work).
Season 2?! I finally got my ducks in a row and they are ready to uh, swim. New episode of The Breakup Evolution on Wed!
overheard a very BK conversation
friend 1: he flaked on our date
friend 2: oh well he must have had a good reason
friend 1: he lives in UWS
friend 2: oh hell noooooo
i found my happiest place and it's in a dark corner of a bar working on my podcast while other people talk about python and i fly under the code radar
what a special feeling to be ghosted by @ConEdison , who said they'd show up between 8 am and midnight. i remain cooking by campfire
I acknowledge this is a ridiculous statement but after 5 moves in 3 months, I really hate shoes. They are so. damn. heavy.
a thought I had, "I can't wait to catch up with my friend" and then I realized "my friend" was an Olympic rugby player I saw on the tik tok.
coworker told me they speed up my zoom recordings to 2x the speed AND I'm still plenty comprehensible. apparently I speak in slo-mo.
it's a humbling experience to be working at the same suburban coffee shop I did my high school homework in. also, where is my extra credit.





