@SarcasmProf

Sure, hon, I'll give you extra credit just for showing up to class.

Joined August 2018
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TeacherGoals
@teachergoals29 Jul 2023
Relatable! 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️
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Susie Dent
@susie_dent27 Jul 2023
Word of the day is ‘ingordigious’ (17th century): motivated primarily by greed.
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Associate Deans@ass_deans26 Jul 2023
In addition to mandatory training, we have a suite of optional training modules you can engage and be assessed upon. Think of it as a streaming series to get you through the writer’s strike.
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I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.
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Dolly Parton
@DollyParton21 Jul 2023
My new single “We Are The Champions/We Will Rock You'' is out now! Stream wherever you get your music 🎶 dolly.lnk.to/WATCWWRY
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TeacherGoals
@teachergoals20 Jul 2023
Accurate! 💯
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD@SarcasmProf18 Feb 2022
There should be a non-traditional-skills section on CVs Like, I am great at finding academic events with free food. What are you good at?
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David Ranshaw@DRRanshaw11 Jul 2023
So... thinking about writing still counts as writing? Asking for a friend.
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First sentence of my PhD dissertation acknowledgments: "Dissertations are researched and written alone, but they are not entirely solitary endeavours." What's yours?
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Pierre Deep Sea@pgirguis5 Jul 2023
As far as I'm concerned, this will never ever stop being funny. 😂
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Dr. Peter Paul Rubens@PP_Rubens6 Jul 2023
Uncle Zusya's Shop in Lyozno, 1914. Wonderful evocation of a now-vanished world from the early life of Marc Chagall, born on this day in 1887.
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Dr Gina van Raphael@AliaGvR6 Jul 2023
"You can’t delete Threads without deleting Instagram altogether" All the red flags in the Threads privacy policy qz.com/threads-meta-delayed-…
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Dr Gina van Raphael@AliaGvR6 Jul 2023
Replying to @daveweigel @MazMHussain
I hope people realise what they're giving up to Zuckerberg when signing up to Threads. Financial and sensitive information...voluntarily?!
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Bingfield Alpacas@BingfieldAlpac13 Jul 2023
Alpaca ladder 😂#MondayMotivation #Mondayvibes #genetics #love
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Wall Street Mav
@WallStreetMav3 Jul 2023
Can we all agree? 🚨🚨🚨
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD@SarcasmProf2 Jul 2023
Since the ship might be sinking, what about sharing nice twitter stories? Why are you here? How did you start? What's the best thing that ever happened to you in #academictwitter ? #AcademicChatter
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Dr. Barbie, PhD@DoctoralBarbie2 Jul 2023
If this is really it for Twitter I just want to thank the anonymous academic community for getting me through an extremely toxic grad program without falling to all the gaslighting around me. Y’all are the real ones 🥂
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Ed Zitron
@edzitron1 Jul 2023
[AITA] I (52/M) bought an unprofitable website and I keep making insane changes that everybody hates while losing millions of dollars a day, people keep making fun of me so I change the rules to upset them
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#coffee
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The Doctrine of Charity asks us to assume virtuous intent. To assume the best of others. When someone says something, what is the best they could have meant (instead of assuming the worst)? When someone is failing to deliver is there something else going on? 4/
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