I was born. I'm alive. I'll die. Same as your story, I'm sure.
A tiny box outside Carowinds
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Charlie Kirk once said that Texas would never turn blue in his lifetime. And what do you know, he was right.
Q: What job expects workers to pay for the furniture?
A: Apparently the NC DMV, which currently refuses to pay for a refrigerator for the break room.
@RoyCooperNC @MyNCSenate @NCSenateDems @wcnc @wsoctv @WBTV_News @WFAE @theobserver
You need to pull some really special douchenozzlery to get me to pull out that email.
Good luck trying to find me at [email protected]!
Would I eat 4 baked potatoes in one sitting?
No.
Would I eat the equivalent of 4 baked potatoes, because they're diced up, spiced up and roasted until crispy?
I refuse to answer that.
Apparently, "dying your beard makes you look very first generation Klingon," is not taken as a compliment.
I just signed a petition: Block the EA Deal. Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/β¦
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H: *gives the side-eye when told my niece has a different last name than I do*
Me: Oddly my sister didn't marry a first cousin⦠so my niece has a different last name. I know that's a difficult concept to grasp in the south.
After a 25 minute wait for the pot pies to cook, you would think the rest of my @KFC order would be correct, but you would be wrong.
Me to my cousin: β¦and here's me wondering how many starving children in your area could have been fed with the money your church wasted to rent a CAMEL for a fuckin' live nativity scene.
Apparently my nephew is: can't bring himself to call you, but will leave a rambling voice message on facebook messenger level of autism.
I say, Happy Holidays, because I don't know what religion you subscribe to, if any, and I don't find you interesting enough to want to ask.
