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Detective in the NYPD. Married to @FatalCop. #Parody #BoneHead (Die Hard Marvel RP/AU/MC21+)

Joined December 2017
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"Yippee ki yay." 🔫 Flipped Account 🔫 John McClane 🔫 NYPD Detective 🔫 Married to @FatalCop 🔫 Part of @AvengersHQRP 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #DieHard #Marvel #parodyaccount 🔫 RT
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@WarlordDeity I remember our fist date in 1948 like it was just yesterday. I also remember ripping that dress off your body and having my way with you later that night. [Winks.]
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Cap'n Will Turner. Married to me love the Pirate King @RadiantSails. Father of @APirateLegacy. #PiratesoftheCaribbean #BoneHead RT
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Being bad is what we do [[SV RP RP Pimp @ to be pimped Brought to you by #Charming RT's welcome]]
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"I'm just gonna hurtcha... really, really bad" 🃏 Clown Prince 🎭 The Joker ⚔️ Runs Gotham 🖤 My infamous @RadiantPsycho 🃏 Mature not a Dtf ♣️ Descriptive 🃏 #DC @TeamArrowRP ⚔️ Pinned by #Radiant #RT
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"I've always been a bit of a rule breaker." 🍎 Flipped account 🍃 Eve 🍎 First Woman 🍃 Original Sinner 🍎 Taken by @HellishPunish 🍃 Part of @TeamArrowRP 🍎 Written by #BoneHead 🍃 #Lucifer #DC #parodyaccount 🍎 RT
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"I need your help like I need a third boob. Wait. Don't say a word." 🔫 Flipped account 🛡 Detective Chloe Decker 🔫 Homicide Detective for the LAPD 🛡 Taken by @EnticingSatan 🔫 Part of @TeamArrowRP 🛡 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #Lucifer #DC #Arrowverse 🛡 RT
John McClane. Parody. retweeted
"Hahaha.... I'm gonna hurtcha really, really, bad!" 👑 The Joker 🃏 Crown Prince of Gotham ♦️ My puddin @RadiantPsycho 🃏 Part of @TeamArrowRP ☢️ Descriptive ☣️ Mature not a Dtf 🗡️ Pinned by #Radiant #RT
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“I am vengeance, I am the night, I am Batman!” 🦇 NEW ACCOUNT 🦇 Bruce Wayne 🦇 The Batman 🦇 Billionaire owner of Wayne Enterprises 🦇 Dark Knight of Gotham 🦇 Part of @TeamArrowRP 🦇 Written by #BoneHead 🦇 #DC #TheBatman #Parody 🦇 RT
"I DON'T HAVE RAGE ISSUES!" 🏹 Flipped account 🏹 Helena Wayne 🏹 Huntress 🏹 Daughter of @ADarkCrusader 🏹 Part of @VexingLilMonsta's crew 🏹 Part of @TeamArrowRP 🏹 Written by #BoneHead 🏹 #DCEU #BirdsOfPrey #Fake #Parody 🏹 RT
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"I am the Green Arrow." 🏹 Oliver Queen 🏹 Earth 1 🏹 The Green Arrow 🏹 Mayor of Star City 🏹 Taken by my love @HeroicCanary 🏹 #PartTimeRpPimp @ us your requests 🏹 Brother of @AgileVigilance 🏹 Part of @TeamArrowRP 🏹 Written by #BoneHead 🏹 #Arrowverse #DC 🏹 RT
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#Charmed #Lucifer #OC #MS + Possible #SS #MV #RP 21+ Penned by #ThunderBolts⚡ #ParodyAccount Of Archangel Azrael & Unknown, long Lost friend To the Sister's, Trying to Figure out How to Move on, After finding Out a Terrible truth #RT ❝I don't Need your Pity, Maggie. Alright?❞
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"It’s not a tornado that’s coming. It’s something much much worse." 🔥 Sabrina Spellman 🌠 Half Witch 🕷 My love @EnticingMiner 🔥 Descriptive 🌠 Mature not Dtf 🕷 Member of @WaywardSonsRP 🔥 Pinned by #Radiant #Fatal #RT
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"I'm The Man around here." 💥 Flipped Account 💥 Bex Quinn 💥 Former wrestler 💥 Enhanced by Mirakuru 💥 Bestie @BlissdFatale 💥 Part of @TeamArrowRP @WWEAttitudeHub 💥 Written by #BoneHead 💥 #DC #Marvel #parodyaccount 💥 RT
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"I am now, a real, Goddess with strength beyond measure!" 💥 Alexa Bliss 💥 Lexi K. Quin 💥 Wife, my love @LethalIrishMan 💥 Enhanced w/ Kryptonian blood Mirakuru and water from the pit 💥 Descriptive 💥 Mature non-Dtf 💥 @WWEAttitudeHub 💥 Pinned by #Fatal #Radiant #RT
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#Follow Guardian Six: Kassandra the Eagle Bearer @SpartasEagle Stelios @FightsNShade My wife Natasha Romanov @WarlordDeity Percy Jackson @OceanDemigod Annabeth @RadiantBattle Story to come next week! RT
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John McClane. Parody. retweeted
"We are the Queens of Gotham." 🌿 Flipped Account 💋 Poison Ivy 🌿 Botanist 💋 Taken by my love @CrazedPigtails 🌿 Part of @TeamArrowRP 💋 Written by #BoneHead 🌿 #DC #Nolanverse #parodyaccount 💋 RT
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"Only love can save this world. So I stay. I fight, and I give.." ⚔️Flipped Account ⚔️Diana Prince ⚔️Wonder Woman ⚔️Married to my beautiful Black Widow @WarlordDeity ⚔️Part of Guardian Six ⚔️Part of @VikingsNGoTHub ⚔️Written by #BoneHead ⚔️#DC #AncientGreek #parodyaccount ⚔️RT
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