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Unabashed Anglo-Catholic Episcopalian Chorister, Lockheed Liberal, Vice President Gore stan, 2006 Time Person of the Year, and so-called writer.

Satan's Armpit, United States
Joined September 2017
This is actually peak Americana ngl
🚨 DEARBORN, MICHIGAN 🇺🇸 A man openly waves a massive sword in public. If this is what American democracy looks like, I’d feel completely scammed. What on earth is going on in Dearborn?
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Crazy world we live in, where someone will openly admit to shoulder-surfing.
photographer Jeff Mermelstein spent years quietly snapping pictures of New Yorkers’ phone screens
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Far enough back that it has time to be seen at the Battle of Hastings. The Anglo-Saxons getting a bad omen from Haley's Comet only to immediately see a star explode afterwards:
objectively speaking what is the funniest time to have betelguese explode. like what moment in history
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This isn't a hit against Talarico, I like the guy, just his pastor, but... The fruits of Geneva, everyone
EXCLUSIVE: James Talarico’s Pastor Says Jesus Didn’t Die For Sins, Slanders Virgin Mary “We have no way of knowing if Jesus really existed,” Rev. Babs Miller of St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church says in NEW undercover video obtained by @realDailyWire.
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A racist monkey cult tried to remove the elven Auri-el from Akatosh and broke causality for a thousand years or so. Cyrodiil was simultaneously a space faring empire and an egg
Some of our own personal favorite lore from The Elder Scrolls. Do you share any of these? Let us know your favorites in the replies! #BGS40
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Congratulations to whoever is the Democratic nominee in 2028 on being awarded the biggest landslide since Ronald Reagan in 1984 btw
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Fuck it, Draft Joe 2028
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Stupid crossover fan theory of mine: Sam Seaborn in the West Wing is the nephew of Emmett Seaborn in From the Earth to the Moon.
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Crazy that after the Vietnam War, Leo McGarry nearly ended the world
The 1983 movie 'War Games' opens with a chilling scene showing the crew in a U.S. missile silo receiving orders to carry out a nuclear launch.
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Accidentally early for choir practice award goes to... Me.
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Alabama might genuinely be purple now
democrats were within single digits in the alabama senate race, and within 5 of the gubernatorial election
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This is what all the State Legislatures are looking like. Dems now have the power to pass the National Voter Compact to effectively abolish the Electoral College.
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So they're doing the Greek Orthodox Church in the US c.1900-2000 then?
Nothing weird, just EOs (OCU) in Western Ukraine using altar bells and organ
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Morrowind is finally good.
To cleanse your timeline of blackpilling I present this video I found simply titled “Morrowind with Dark Messiah combat”
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America is back.
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NAPOVOINTERCO incoming...
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Joy cometh in the morning.
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Donald Trump is now a lame duck president.
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The spectre of the blue south rises...
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