Group projects should be all the proof you need that communism will never work.

Could someone please do a comprehensive study showing that all these spamming non-stop campaign mailers, ads, and texts don’t actually work so they quit doing it and save us the future hassle as well as the money they’re wasting? Thank you for your attention to this matter

Thank you to everyone who has shared, prayed, and especially donated so far. We are more grateful than we can ever express

Fun fact, if you clean the bristles on your vacuum it actually starts to pick up dirt again

Please read. Any help appreciated, share if you can.

Imagine thinking speed “limits” are the actual limit. Merely guidelines at best

Tfw you want to wear cute sweaters and boots but you live in Florida

He’s talking about your tweets

That lane is for breaking the law, not for coasting along like some old man named Elmer! - me, maybe (probably) while my husband is driving

It’s beginning to look a lot like it’s almost Christmastime

If you see me filling up on chips and salsa before my meal is even ordered, mind ya business. I’m exercising my free will as an adult.

I don’t like Reese’s. There, I’ve said it. Cancel me if you want to.

The worst part of my day was that my chicken tasted like chicken at dinner. Tragic.

Oh, I’ve talked about this before xitter.cf/sayanythingh/status/10…

I have once again burnt the roof of my mouth on mozzarella sticks and I already know I’ll do it again next time

Painted my toenails about 2 hours ago and they’re probably dry but I better not walk or touch anything for another 6 hours. Just in case.