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Benjamin Sayer retweeted

neutral milf hotel@michellemaxsaysNov 7

Customer at the bar handed this back to me with a straight face today

Image from neutral milf hotel (@michellemaxsays)

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Benjamin Sayer retweeted

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙏𝙎𝙈𝘼𝙉

@The_Kitsman14h

Nonsense… She’s wearing 93-94 home He’s holding the 94/95 home

𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢

@OfficialVizeh23h

Last night I met a sweet lady that wore the same shirt as me Her name was Kira and she fuckin loves Kettama Have a good day

Image from 𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢 (@OfficialVizeh)

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Benjamin Sayer retweeted

katie@katieoIivia17h

i think this is why the americans aren’t loving it it’s just so british christmas song coded. “it’s not christmassy!” americans wouldn’t know good christmas music because their only reference point is mariah carey

megs@accssallareas21h

this is so britpop that’s actually my queen of england

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Benjamin Sayer@SayerBenjamin12h

Seeing his eyes through the mask staring at the camera is incredible 😭😭😭😭😭 How have they continued this run for so long 😭😭😭

🤣 "Goooood win that!" @LUFC Leeds X Admin mocks Jamie O'Hara after beating Spurs 1-0! 👀

Leeds X Admin mocks Jamie O'Hara after beating Spurs 1-0

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Benjamin Sayer retweeted

🤣 "Goooood win that!" @LUFC Leeds X Admin mocks Jamie O'Hara after beating Spurs 1-0! 👀

Leeds X Admin mocks Jamie O'Hara after beating Spurs 1-0

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Benjamin Sayer retweeted

HAAAS ANYONE SEEN ✅ SPURS ✅ BEST FOOTBALL IN ENGLAND ✅ THREE POINT LANE ✅ SPURS ARE BACK ✅ 12:30 KICK OFF ✅ SEVEN SISTERS STATION ✅ PAUL HAWKSBEE ✅ CHICK KING ✅ AJ TRACEY ✅ ROBERTO DE SPURSY The Ange Mask is back after Spurs lose 1-0 Vs Leeds!

"Haaas anyone seen Spurs!"🤣

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Benjamin Sayer retweeted

I just don’t understand the Fontaines DC hype

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Benjamin Sayer@SayerBenjamin12h

Did cole just call Tiffy a bitch 😭😭😭😭😭

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Benjamin Sayer retweeted

monkey popstar enthusiast@rwlovelight16h

welcome to another episode of robbie telling a joke with good intentions and people starting a war over it

Robbie Williams

@robbiewilliamsNov 7

Happy Christmas @oliviarodrigo x

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Benjamin Sayer retweeted

alex@alexcmfc16h

Some bloke has just lobbed a pie about 20 rows down the away end and a guy was about to go up and leather him but the minute’s silence started 😭😭

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Benjamin Sayer@SayerBenjamin13h

Back in lockdown when these cost £19.99 >>>>>

artiF1ed@artiF1ed20h

Seen so much of this crap at race meetings this year.

Image from artiF1ed (@artiF1ed)

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Benjamin Sayer@SayerBenjamin14h

God forbid a face go up against a guy who was in the company 20 years ago at saudi

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Benjamin Sayer@SayerBenjamin14h

The blood across the dream tattoo low-key fire

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Benjamin Sayer@SayerBenjamin14h

LMS always been a naff stipulation Any momentum gets halted whilst they go through the counting motions it's so boring anyway

Never been so bored watching a Last Man Standing match.

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Benjamin Sayer@SayerBenjamin14h

Although this is exceptionally bad

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Benjamin Sayer@SayerBenjamin14h

Pirating crown jewel even tho I have Netflix just to fuck with their numbers

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Benjamin Sayer retweeted

🤩 GOOOOOOOOOOD WIN THAT

Image from Leeds United (@LUFC)

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Benjamin Sayer retweeted

👀 "Noooooo!" 🤣 "Spurs are back!!" The Ange mask returns as Leeds score and beat Spurs 1-0! Live reaction from The Sports Bar Lock-In Watchalong! ⚽

The Ange mask returns as Leeds score and beat Spurs 1-0

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Benjamin Sayer retweeted

zac@ModernWrightyNov 5

back in my day if someone said they shopped at M&S you’d call them a snob

the chokehold M&S has on this country needs to be studied

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Benjamin Sayer@SayerBenjamin17h

Daniel farke making game changing subs what happened to the club I love

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