G. Weasley.⚡️

“You can watch me fly or you can try to keep up.” — 𝓖𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓿𝓻𝓪 “𝓖𝓲𝓷𝓷𝔂” 𝓦𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓵𝓮𝔂 —

Oh and you’re so clever, are you?

My little slice of chaotic heaven.

Funny. I was just thinking someone ought to put a muzzle on 𝔂𝓸𝓾.

Oh, don’t look so worried, Harry. I happen to be rather fond of your face. Most days, anyway.

Ooh, Honeydukes! Now you’ve got me craving a Sugar Quill. Fancy some company?

Some people really do have a face that makes you want to hex them. And I’ve always been rather good at the Bat-Bogey Hex.

I’d say I got it from Mum, but Merlin, I certainly hope not. That woman’s bloody terrifying when she’s angry. [shudders]

Eleven, actually.

Hypothetically speaking, if someone were to nick one of my brothers’ brooms for a little midnight flying, how long before he’d notice it was missing? Asking for a friend. And no, I’m not telling you which brother.

You were considerably more charming when you were trapped in a diary, Tom.

Been there, done that. Absolutely do 𝓷𝓸𝓽 recommend. ★☆☆☆☆

Perry Potter Does rather have a ring to it.

Fortunately — ( for us ) — she will do just fine , since you won’t seize power at all.

Perhaps if someone had hit Tom Riddle over the head with a Bludger early enough, we could’ve avoided two entire wars. But no. Apparently some people prefer prophecy, politics and generations of trauma to one well-aimed and powerful shot.