Captain Aaron

Get a Pizazz and be amazed

Excuse you, Jones would like a word

Shorts sure have made their prediction on Sofi

Look what a machine did for this guy, I think this settles it.

It’s as if shareholders noticed the quality of the content

I saw Obsession and can’t help but think the whole movie could have been avoided with a properly formatted wish. “I wish that Nikki Freeman loves me more than anyone else in the world, provided that such love arises solely from her own free, voluntary, and genuine choice without any coercion, demonic possession, mind alteration, or loss of her personality or autonomy; that she remains fully herself at all times; and that this causes no harm, injury, death, or negative effect of any kind to her, me, or any other person.”

I got one to try

For me, making it at home is a pain in the ass