I’m just here for the jokes & slander.

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Joined November 2010
As the Colts now have begun to trade players ahead of the NFL’s deadline, it’s worth a reminder: the New York Jets hold Indianapolis’ 2027 first-round draft pick.
Trade: Colts have agreed to send eight-time Pro-Bowl guard Quenton Nelson to the Seattle Seahawks, per me and @rapsheet. Nelson is on an expiring contract and the Colts are opting to get back draft capital now before they could lose him in free agency. But an all-time Colt now moves on to the Seahawks.
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// 1500% // METRO ONLY // NO M320, NO RPG, NO C4 OR BAN// HARDCORE ONLY // CLANS WELCOME
One glimpse of that iconic blue, and suddenly it’s 2011 all over again 🔵 15 years since Battlefield 3 first hit the battlefield.
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Has FOX found a way to blame the Mets for Freddy Peralta’s teammates not being able to hit anymore?
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Congratulations to Francisco Lindor of the New York Mets, winner of the 2026 Roberto Clemente Award presented by Capital One! 👏
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What about Mets, Jets, & Nets…
Being a Jets fan is like having a terminal illness but not ever dying
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Sleeper account slander >
Replying to @SleeperDbacks
If Sleeper’s business plan didn’t include trying to leverage gold checkmarks into parasitic engagement, perhaps I’d be a little more generous. It’s not you. It’s your bosses. Even if everyone sees it and knows the score, I prefer not to oblige things that are cheap and vacuous.
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NO SHOT DIAZ WENT ON THAT
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The New York Knicks in 2026-2027 #NewYorkForever
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Just pretend like it’s Super Bowl Sunday.
So we’re just supposed to raw dog a Sunday tomorrow without Josh Allen football?
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BEAT THE NUMBER TWO OUT OF BYU.
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Found some pictures from when I went to a Mets@Phillies game in 2014 and sat near the dugout and got to meet a bunch of random af Mets relievers. Here is awkward-ass 18 year old me with Jenrry Mejia, Vic Black, and (I think) Dillon Gee.
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RAISE HELLE! Connor Hellebuyck is a New Jersey Devil: bit.ly/3VPXnGR
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At least Patriots fans have this.
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The Colts have pulled off the biggest surprise of the trade deadline, acquiring expensive star Jets cornerback Sauce Gardner in exchange for some major high near-future draft picks 👀 More: sn-now.com/3LsEJzj
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Oh skunt
JUST IN: An American Airlines plane returned to Miami after the captain said a passenger rushed the flight attendants after takeoff. The flight was headed to Guyana.
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Patriots placed G Alijah Vera-Tucker on injured reserve.
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C😎😎P

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The top farm systems in terms of org-wide Stuff+ scores? 1. Rays 2. Yankees 3. Mets 4. Dodgers 5. Nationals New farm system Statcast rankings: baseballamerica.com/stories/…
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