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Baked Goods Enthusiast retweeted
Iran designates Argentina's navy and air force as 'terrorist organizations' reut.rs/4sTR6WZ
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hello i am the average american driver. i am on the road with you right now. this image is the only thing in my mind. i want to do this to you. let's be perfect together.
After seven agents turn themselves in to the FBI, the Ministry of State Security conclude this one target must be CIA because no civilian could know that kind of counter-recruitment tradecraft.
Turns out he's just getting them to watch the Clone Wars animated series with him.
me: so Anakin was kinda the good guy really. the jedi helped everyone else but him. it’s all there in the subtext.
my chinese spy gf (visibly bored): that’s amazing. what do you know about the federal government
me: his bitch teachers treated him like nothing. like dirt
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So moving that he keeps saying his only regret is that he didn't die first. Also she saved his life!
Later when she discovered she couldn't have children and suggested he divorce her and re-marry (common at the time), he was absolutely furious at the thought of it.
The single longest Roman inscription EVER discovered is a 2000+ word INCREDIBLE wifeguy inscription honoring his (objectively incredible) wife. It includes detailed descriptions of her being revenged on her parent's killers and getting into street brawls.
droitromain.univ-grenoble-al…
If anyone wants any top-tier Laser Pervert content on YouTube btw, I heavily recommend StyroPyro.
Every new upload he makes, his subscribers are happy to see he's still alive.
I think it’s funny that if you search for 1W or 7W laser diodes on aliexpress it instantly goes “Oh I get it you’re like a freak. You’re like a laser pervert who wants to kill people with lasers” and it recommends various versions of the Eye Raper 50000
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Baked Goods Enthusiast retweeted
Something super interesting I first realized reading Braudel was how on-and-off some major mining, manufacturing, etc., sectors were
He uses the example of this metallurgy center in France (?) that would work until all trees were exhausted then wait until they regrew
Lo-Fi Beats to Relax/Sacrifice a Slave to the Great God Pan To
Ancient Roman music is the most unsettling shit I’ve ever heard in my life
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The music is not from a surviving score. It is new music based on guesswork.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synaulia
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Baked Goods Enthusiast retweeted
"The bastard son fathered with a serving girl is the only one who is anything like him, while the legitimate heirs are aristocratic fops" sounds like the plot of the last Conan movie. But it's actually the plot of Arnold's life.
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I am hearing that on her deathbed, Malfoid received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now, she looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
Baked Goods Enthusiast retweeted
Between Malfoid and Anakin we are mere weeks away from retvrnposting about Heckin Doggo talk. Millennialisms as the last stand of white identity. Hail our people, hail our pupperinos
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Having a cuck chair in a motel is no longer enough to satisfy these guys. Now they need a full cuck wedding with a vast cuck guest list with a solemn cuck mass at the cuck cathedral.
Most men will one day kiss their bride at the altar in front of an audience of her past.
Six exes in suits pretending to be happy for her.
Three male besties who have already had their turn.
The one-night stand guy who only bought her a cider and still got it.
And that old rich man she will shamelessly introduce as "uncle."
They will all sit there, eating the groom's food recklessly, laughing, drinking free alcohol.
Just the way they all ate his wife before he even came into the picture.
This is modern marriage. Most men are not marrying a wife. They are marrying the community leftovers & calling it love.
