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Just a reminder... if you follow me because you think I “support the right” or “support the left”, you are wrong. I attack both the right and the left. I understand how that could have caused confusion. If you’re not up for unbiased honesty, you’re not gonna like my tweets much.
Phone and Facebook tracking are going too far.
I’m watching the Wonka series that’s on Netflix and I googled the OG oompah loompah Rusty… now my Facebook ads are all stuff like this. 😂
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Don’t know who needs to hear this, but just a reminder:
Don’t ever accept criticism from someone you wouldn’t accept advice from.
I see people bitching about Meryl Streep voicing Aslan…
I also see Morgan Freeman trending…
They say sometimes when faced with a problem, stop and wait a moment and the answer will reveal itself… 😝
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As a major cheese lover (it is my favorite food) I feel the need to chime in on this Tillamook mess and educate some idiots..
Tillamook’s cheddar recipe hasn’t changed since they switched to vegetarian rennet in 2016. The new kosher/halal marks are a label, not a new cheese.
It’s not any different than a zero sugar product finally slapping a “sugar free” mark on the package to market towards diabetics. It didn’t change. It didn’t impact you. Don’t be a little bitch about nothing. The world has real problems, it doesn’t need you making up some fake ones.
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I love games with a good story mode. At least once a year, I replay Green Hell. The downside though is that it never stops crushing my soul at the end, everytime. Why do all the best story games do this?! A Way Out also comes to mind. Are there other games that make you feel like this too?
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Forget white or black- it’s the red people you have to watch out for! For your safety and mental health, you should find your nearest purple person to be alone with ASAP! 😂
(“I am alone with a yellow person” also did not result in what I expected. 😝)
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This is basically a sad reminder that once upon a time, politicians actually tried to work together for everyone’s benefit, not just pretend to work - and not even together - and only for half the country. 😡
This tribalism division between left and right is by design. They have a free pass to do nothing for us, everything for themselves and manage to keep us all angry and stupid, so we blame each other instead of them.
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The honesty of this though… 😂
I could make a strong argument that genuinely genetically ugly women suffer more than anyone else. Granted, men have wide preferences so it takes a real stroke of bad luck to be generally unattractive to most men, but at least dudes can do shit to make up for being ugly.
Meanwhile, no man has ever once been talking with the boys and been like "Okay hear me out... a girl who's ugly but... she's kinda funny and makes a lot of money!", literally all the dudes would be like "...Nah bro, pass".
The only requirements men have to love a woman is:
-Don't be ugly
-Don't be evil
And the second one is mostly negotiable.
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Aww, this actually makes me really sad.
I spent many hours watching the cams in the wee hours of the morning waiting for milestones (much to the annoyance of my husband).
Being a silent observer of their journey was a secret joy of mine. RIP Jackie. 😔 At least her and Shadow were able to finish raising this last set of babies before this tragedy.
#BreakingNews: Big Bear’s beloved bald eagle Jackie has died after weeks of intensive care, the Ojai Raptor Center announced Monday. Jackie had been battling severe anemia after she was found unable to fly near Big Bear Lake. ktla.com/news/california/jac…
The Lobster Tail jokes practically write themselves. 😂😝 🦞
Also, I kinda get the feeling that whoever is in charge of all these stunt ideas for PETA was formerly some creepy basement “director” from the early days of porn hub.
It still gives ‘recruiting “models” from a college campus for $100’ vibe.
We put a human “lobster” on a plate outside @MELobsterFest to force people to see the victim behind the tradition🦞💔
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The amount of ads and such that my fingers have to dodge just to read a news article is insane. @KTLA website is as annoying as the pop ups of 2005. 😒
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Everyone keeps going back and forth over @Xbox - everything they do is under a microscope and the verdict depends pointless tribalism views.
All I want is for Xbox to stop forcing surprise mandatory updates on me in the middle of gaming, especially if I am playing on cloud. 🤬
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