Scot Hanson

"@hammerswingames: Goodbye #ThursdayNightFootball #SNF #MNF and most importantly @nflredzone & @ScotHanson till next season" @MFLchitchat

"@reggert: @nflredzone in mourning now that redzone is over for the year, maybe a RT would take the sting out of the pain?" @MFLchitchat

"@hoosha61: Shoutout to @ScotHanson amazing job every week. #respect" Thanks for the false hope, but I know I suck, tweet @A_Siciliano_

Hoyer is the number 1 QB and also has better hair than you. Keep your word count below 500 today so I can actually enjoy football. #Slapdick

Hope everyone enjoyed my rendition of the @MFLchitchat week 3 preview. Theres more where that came from. See you Sunday fuckers. #slappussy

@JarrysWisdom is the biggest hoser in the MFL. @NickXwells or @Tyler_True93 could take his place in a heart beat. #Joke #slapstick

The MFL VII draft is complete and per usual @JakeHugelier @JarrysWisdom and @JBillllz with severe letdowns. @RobertFortier21 the dark horse.

The so called "commissioner" @mqmisiak seems to be losing his grip on the league. Washed up @JarrysWisdom looms in the depths. #MFL

The move is likely to be a hindrance to mangers @JBillllz and @DJGrabb who will have less access to kiddy/horse porn to calm there nerves.

Rumor has it the #MFL is moving to an offline draft. Major proponent for the move is @JakeHugelier who claims, "I need a new excuse to suck"

You've been awful quiet @mqmisiak ...Still recovering from that #benchwarmer tweet @A_Siciliano_ hit u with superbowl sunday?? #dicknozzle

@JarrysWisdom @NickXwells my hair is and always will be spectacular. You don't know how many beejers I had to give to get this product #flow

"@JarrysWisdom: So excited for the Irish and their future" Wow, even I think your annoying. #getalife

I bet @NickXwells took the under for total 3 pointers in the Rockets Warriors game last night, 'Bro its a lock!" #NBA #freemoney

"@iLikeGirlsDaily: Brunettes > nitter.gq/ilgdaily/status/298903…" I thought I was the only one who had J-Lo's legendary V-neck dress :( #copycat

"@AndrewSiciliano: That's it ? RT @RapSheet: According to @twitter, there were 22.1 million total tweets about #SB47 & the halftime show."

@JarrysWisdom I like it weird.