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Enjoying retirement, not prison.

San Quentin, CA
Joined January 2025
The self-help book @stealthygeek simply must write. #amwriting #WritingCommunity
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That's an excellent question, the link in his bio goes to a page for a social work PhD not Critical Media, searching his name on the UM website yields no results, and Google brings back no results for a Thomas Longdale, PhD. What's the deal, Mr. Longdale?
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Congratulations to @stealthygeek on constructing a porch that any third world shithole county would be proud of. Sloped floor, railings out of plumb with the structure, access only by crawling through a window and the view is directly into a tree with partial view of the Ghetto
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Nice 2 degree slope on your new "balcony" @stealthygeek Nothing classes up a multi-family slum of a house like a fat drunk sitting on the roof of the porch.
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Someone please get this to @stealthygeek's wife asap.
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A rare photo of @stealthygeek in his natural element, not hovering over his phone sentencing people to prison. A star wars themed ringtone from another patron caught his attention. Then he shit himself in the men's room after 5 chili cheese dogs.
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Sure would be nice if @stealthygeek had the basic intelligence to read a forecast. #stupid #fat
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So interesting how different the experience at a bar can be for a writer. Exhibit A: Hemingway having a ball with patrons. Exhibit B: Human Garbage @stealthygeek alone, fat and tweeting strangers to prison. #amwriting
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The only person afraid of you two idiots is the owner of the all you can eat buffet when they see your worthless fat-asses walking in. @stealthygeek @hackingbutlegal #humangarbage #bernard
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Any indication that the F-15 ingested a paint filled balloon? Iran resistance expert @stealthygeek indicated this would happen.
Footage of an F-15 falling out of the sky this morning over Kuwait, in an apparent “friendly fire” incident involving the U.S. Air Force.
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Anxious to get @stealthygeek's ignorant take on Operation Epic Fury. As soon as he sobers up and gets the toilets scrubbed.
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Can anyone confirm that @stealthygeek was the suspect? I'm thinking @hackingbutlegal had to be involved as well.
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Hoping the sketch of the Nancy Guthrie suspect will trigger some solid leads and get someone into custody soon. Prayers going out to the Guthrie family. cc: @stealthygeek #fat
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The footage from Nancy Guthrie's porch is absolutely terrifying. Curious where @stealthygeek was at 2am February 1st? Pat, comment?? #crime #fat #iamwriting
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An unusual take on parenting and being a father. #parenting #daughter
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My Great Grandmother was so proud of this letter she received from a famous author shortly before her death. I plan on mailing it to @stealthygeek to put in his Airbnb for guests to enjoy. May she rest in peace.
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Looking for a gov't grant to place this bronze sculpture of @stealthygeek in front of Hooligan's Bar in Milwaukee. A small plaque shall proclaim "Fat, failed author Pat Tomlinson destroyed his career inside this historic bar, celebrate his failure that serves as a warning to all"
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Silly @HackingButLegal chose option 4 long ago.
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Finally a crowdfunding effort I can get behind! cc: @stealthygeek
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Anxious to get longtime child fan @stealthygeek's "hot take" on this breaking news.
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