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@Promote_VoteMI, @xavieru, @utoledolaw, Reds, Ohio State, Bengals, US Soccer, FC Cincy & Everton, one of the crazy ones. I run a lot. Tweets are my own

Traverse City, MI
Joined May 2009
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Everton win when Mosby was their rep during the broadcast!!! I’m not saying he’s a lucky charm, but I’m also not saying he’s not!!! #EVEARS #Everton – at Louisville, KY
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Well with Elon being a Nazi, I think will conclude my time on this once great platform.
Elon Musk does a Roman Salute, the common greeting of Nazis, at the Trump Presidential Parade
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Girl, he's not even the worst President of today.
Joe Biden is the worst President of my lifetime. Worst. Of. My. Lifetime.
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Little shaky there are the end but a feel good W for the new/old manager! #utft #Everton 
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Don’t get the hate, the man is incredible! #evetot
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I think the Lions are the better team, Commanders have the better QB. Feels like game. Lions deserved the Super Bowl this year. Feels like Goff lost it for them.
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I waited outside for 6 hours in 2009. It was fine.
Hmmmm... this is Obama's Inauguration Day 2009. It was 28 degrees.
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Scott S. Allison, Tortured Poet retweeted
Biden: Understandably, we've invested more in red states than blue states.. for two reasons. One, red states really screwed up in terms of the way they handled their economy and the way they handle manufacturing, access to supply chains
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Still weird.
The Inaugural Portrait of the 50th Vice-President of the United States, JD Vance.
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Scott S. Allison, Tortured Poet retweeted
ROG ON MOYES' EVERTON RETURN 🔵 Reminder #572,482: There is No Romance in Football AKA Everton can’t have nice things and what happened to the old fashioned decency of a New Manager Bounce? After 4266 days, David Moyes returned to coach Everton once again. The rapturous reception he received was a reflection of just how emotionally overwhelming it was to watch him in our hour of need. His hair whiter. His palette of experiences all the richer. His face somehow even more battle worn. I experienced a flood of emotions: Nostalgia. Memories of Moyes’ moments past. Of Everton valor, fight and collective overachievement. I also thought about my late Dad and how much he adored David Moyes for his humanity and decency, and would have loved this moment. But there was also the nagging fear born of our grim present day predicament, hovering one point over the Moon Door of the relegation zone. And the numbing agony when seeing that the starting line-up was unchanged, as if Sean Dyche had posthumously picked the team. And just as the new Walmart logo looks eerily like the old one, in defeat against Aston Villa, Everton’s challenges remain the same, the inability to score goals. The gnawing ill-decisions at the back. Dominic Calvert-Lewin’s ongoing torment. And the harrowing feeling that for now, being an Everton fan is the same as it ever was: watching our boys toil in the hope of cohesive football, and rooting for 3 teams to fare worse than us. To better days ahead for all #UTFT 💙
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Four years ago, in the middle of a pandemic, we needed a leader with the character to put politics aside and do what was right. That’s what @JoeBiden did.   At a time when our economy was reeling, he drove what would become the world’s strongest recovery – with 17 million new jobs, historic wage gains, and lower health care costs. He passed landmark legislation to rebuild our nation’s infrastructure and address the threat of climate change.    I’m grateful to Joe for his leadership, his friendship, and his lifetime of service to this country we love.
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The Original Soul Man - Sam Moore and Friends RIP #sammoore @springsteen #soulman
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4th and goal with Titanic music
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I don’t love it. Has he been great? No. But did he give us the best chance to stay up with the squad as it stands? Yes. Hope I’m proven wrong! #Everton
Everton manager Sean Dyche has been sacked ahead of the clubs FA Cup tie against Peterborough tonight 🔵
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Words can’t describe how deeply I miss the world before Trump.
What a moment right now. Before he passed, Former U.S. President Gerald Ford wrote a eulogy for his 1976 presidential rival turned friend Jimmy Carter. Now it is being read by his son Steven.
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Wasted season by @Bengals. Never should have had to depend on the Chiefs to win to get in. Burrow should be MVP and we end up missing the playoffs. The slow start shit has it stop. Hiring a competent FO would be a good start. Develop better and stop hoping to strike gold 🤷🏻‍♂️
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To expand. Big FAs aren’t the answer. History shows it’s wasted money. But a bigger scouting dept, better nutrition and training dept finds good players and keeps them on the field. And because we know they’re cheap, this plan is cheaper! Just do this @Bengals!!
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