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This is your reminder that John Mellencamp could've just as easily said "eatin" or "chewin" on chili dog but somehow landed on "suckin"
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There should be an NCAA basketball game after the Super Bowl to help us win back all the money we lost. They don't want us to be rich.
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Whether it’s Barack Obama being the editor of Harvard Law Review or Donald Trump narrowly passing a cognitive test used to detect dementia, there’s plenty of serious intellectual accomplishments on both sides of the aisle.
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Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand t-shirt. She couldn't even name 3 other main causes of the outbreak of World War I
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Gambling is only an addiction if you're losing. If you're winning, it's called a revenue stream. They don't tell you that in school.
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Will never buy another Subaru. Broke down in the states. Took a week and this app to get @SubaruCanada to
fix the car - a recall caused metal shards to be blown all through the engine while driving down I-81 with my family.
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They finally approved the repairs. We had to get a hotel for the night. Rent a car to get home and I’ve been without a car for 2 weeks as of now. @SubaruCanada refuses to get us a rental. Refuses to get our car closer to us. Will be selling both of our Subarus as soon as possible
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It’s never the fanbases from good teams that blow up my phone after the Cowboys lose.
It isn’t officially a Thursday night until I’m hammering thy royal prop king’s @TheKostos props. Tyler Scott first TD here we go…
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🎶Your life’s a joke; you’re broke. Your homecoming queen’s DOA.🎶
🎥: @_peaksfreak_
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Here it is. My magnum opus.
“Smooth” by Santana and Rob Thomas, in the style of the B-52s.




















