Dad, Joiner, I run a bit with some Ultra marathons chucked in the mix, general shit chat, and any other mundane topic that takes my fancy.
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Aberdeen are the kings of ruining other Scottish teams prospects.
They go through other Scottish teams managers like a hurricane, leaving the club picking up the pieces.
Those managers need to start thinking hold on a minute here.
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Found the highlights on YouTube and they absolutely used the disco lights for Hoghs disallowed goal. To make it even funnier, when Scales scores not long after theres no disco lights 🤣
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🚨Spot the difference🚨
Collum told us all this was a penalty for Hearts last season. No outrage from the rest of Scottish football.
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Depressing to see media mission to discredit someone who stops playing their game & uses celebrity to help others. Keep going @rustyrockets.
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Scottish people are really struggling yet a 15k salery increase for those getting all the policies wrong! 🤯
Leeches
Cut backs all over the place but huge pay rises for MSPs?
Seriously?
No wonder the #AbolishHolyrood campaign is gaining so much traction.
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And now I’m here on Oxford Street, London on my way to this morning’s photoshoot and admiring the newly installed allahu akbarriers, just in time to keep Christmas shoppers safe from Muslims with mental health issues who want to drive into pedestrians and kill them.
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BREAKING: Russell Brand found guilty of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault.
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🗓 #OnThisDay 1️⃣9️⃣9️⃣2️⃣ : The Battle of Britain is decided, after #Rangers beat English Champions Leeds 2-1 at Elland Rd. We won 4-2 on aggregate, and qualified for the inaugural UCL. Mark Hateley drew 1st blood, before Ally McCoist headed in the winner. Cantona scored for Leeds.
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The reason it's not spoken about is because Mateta didn't die ffs!
This has nothing to do with the colour of someone's skin. Jesus wept.
This challenge looks even worse, but we barely heard anything about it because it wasn’t a black goalkeeper who did it
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Mateta survived a similar 2025 challenge by Millwall GK Liam Roberts (25 stitches, discharged same day). It was widely covered as reckless/life-endangering. Greater attention to Owono stems from the fatal outcome.
bbc.com/sport/football…
apnews.com/article/crysta…
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At what point do we stop focusing on who needs to pay more tax and start asking where all of our tax money is going.
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Halloween isn't American. 🎃
Not the name. 🏴
Not the costumes. 🎭
Not the lantern. 🕯️
Not even "trick or treat". 🚪
The word was so Scottish that Robert Burns had to add a footnote for the English explaining what it was. 📜
The first lanterns weren't pumpkins. 👀
The first time "trick or treat" appeared in print, it wasn't in America. 📰
Every year someone calls Halloween an American import. 🙄
They never tell you the knock on your door is OLDER than America itself. 🇺🇸
So this Halloween, skip the trick. 👻
Be the treat. 🍬
Watch the full story. 👇
Be part of us. ☝️🇬🇧
Be Proud Of Us. 🙏🇬🇧
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This is the issue with British culture. At its core, most of it is designed on the politics of envy.
The British see a successful person and say "Why do they have something I don't".
Americans see the same person and say "One day I want to be like them".
