Tweets on the love of improv, support for young people speaking their minds, left-wing politics & anything else that tickles my fancy. Especially stupid jokes.
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Not to be “that guy,” but we haven’t figured out how to run trains when it rains? How are we, in New Jersey, surprised by water??
Is that where we are?
@NJTrainDelays
Your Last Chance To Support Elke's Trip to The GATHER Improv Festival in Ireland!
Elke is helping introduce ANDTheatre Company to improvisors from across Europe!
Be a part of this exciting adventure! Even $10-bucks will help!
gofund.me/b8cf123f
Without being the sarcastic dick I usually am, we need more than 2 parties
Sadly one can’t just create a 3rd party. He must create a 3rd & 4th party, (1 right & 1 left) to lay fears of splitting if @elonmusk wants folks to join him
Elon, are any of your friends actual lefties?
Scotty Watson’s Personal Account retweeted
Who are DropkickMurphys?
They are radically kind, radically generous, radically unapologetic
That’s what we call muthaflippin PUNKROCK!!!
What have you done @elonmusk?
@dropkickmurphys
#BostonStrong
#FreeDropkickMurphys
Scotty Watson’s Personal Account retweeted
Well it’s Saint Patrick’s Day so I think we need to revisit this gem from Ken Casey of the Drop Kick Murphy’s. Go grab a pint and turn this up, it’s chicken soup for the soul. Make a plan to VOTE🗳️ blue up and down the ballot. Enjoy!#wtpBlue #DemVoice1
Scotty Watson’s Personal Account retweeted
THIS is one of the many reasons that I love #DropkickMurphys 💚☘️💚
Dear @redbull,
I am a Red Bull drinker. I buy it by the case. I ❤️ the new sugar free flavors BUT… please rename your delicious “Juneberry” to “Saskatoon Berry,” which I believe is more accurate.
Thank you.
These are not, “Anti-Trump,” protests. They are Pro-American-Democracy rallies!
#ProtectDemocracy
#DefendDemocracy
#VoteForDemocracy
#DemocracyForAll
#TrentonRally
#NewJerseyForDemocracy
#NJVotes
#StandUpForDemocracy
#WeThePeople
#UnitedForChange
#OurVoicesMatter
#SaveDemocracy
Scotty Watson’s Personal Account retweeted
Tesla earned $2.3 billion in the United States in 2024.
You'd think it paid a lot in taxes, right?
Well it paid precisely $0 in federal income taxes last year.
You want waste and fraud? Look at what some big corporations and the rich are getting away with.
