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This is why you never tell your boss you're getting bored at work 💀
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Judi Dench says it was Daniel Craig's idea to have M killed in 'Skyfall' "I’d been begging them to let me out from behind my desk. Well, they did finally let me out from behind my desk... and they shot me."
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We went from trading cards at lunch to trading the actual lunch 😭😭
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@DexertoNov 2
Magic: The Gathering is releasing 15 different beef stick flavors inspired by its cards There's an element of RNG with the $30 variety pack containing 10 random flavors
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Imagine your steak being undercooked and having to send it back up three floors on a rope 😭😭
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@DexertoNov 3
A 'restaurant' in New York is going viral for serving steak out of an apartment window using a pulley system It's called "Some Guy's House" and is only open for 3 hours on Thursdays and Fridays
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Lmao
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Haha
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Your rent is due.
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Every month same problem
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@faruq52957711Nov 1
Being committed to someone doesn't mean losing your right to privacy.
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Best part is, those two would do something like this for real 😂😂
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@peterjordanOct 31
KKKKKKKKKKK
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Good heavens
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My best costume yet…
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Is that fucking Hitler???
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@SpeechUncutOct 30
Rip Sir Patrick Stewart
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So all this time she was just getting ready to get into character ... Her dedication is admirable.
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Another easy W for Hayden Christensen
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@CultureCraveOct 31
Hayden Christensen says his strangest fan encounter was when he was recognized by a guy who was robbing his house The burglar gave him his stuff back and apologized — Hayden then gave him some clothes and a pair of shoes
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Honestly I'm happy for. Imagine living with that fiend still 💀💀
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@LOBAH01Oct 31
Will smith at 58 spotted having fun with a 23yrs old lady after the separation between him and his wife Jada Pinkett Smith.
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This hand-holding coffee walk matches a March 26, 2020 stroll in Miami by Camila Cabello, then 23, and Shawn Mendes, then 21. It is not a recent outing. justjaredjr.com/2020/03/26/sha…
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Me hiding from trick-or-treaters after eating all the candy i bought for them:
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The 4 horsemen of doom 💀💀
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@MarieIsabellaBOct 31
Now that’s truly terrifying😰🎃
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Imagine telling your parents you're being investigated by the FBI and they ask what for and you say Pokémon cards 😭😭
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@DexertoOct 31
The FBI is investigating thieves using stolen credit cards to buy valuable Pokemon cards Seven stores in New Jersey were targeted, with some losing tens of thousands of dollars in stock
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Google Maps needs a setting called "I'm not crossing 5 lanes of traffic just to save 38 seconds" 😭
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Me trying to get a second piece from the "TAKE ONE" Halloween candy bowl without setting off the Ring camera:
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They scheduled this one day before Halloween so you can summon your own ghost 😭😭
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@PopBaseOct 30
Today is National Text Your Ex Day.
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Nothing makes me happier than seeing "Cleansed Balls" liking my reply 😭❤️
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