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Sean Keane retweeted
The vote was rigged. Just really clear examples of fraud, especially coming from the South. I mean Texas? Mississippi? Are you serious?
That's the only explanation I can come up with for why a one loss Notre Dame team is #11.
Sean Keane retweeted
Motherfucker ripped this and next night went 1-6 from the floor with a -22 +/-.
Sean Keane retweeted
she was so excited to emit carbon
EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift's team demanded her wedding decor be burned to the ground, according to a source.
'They didn't want people to steal it and then auction it or sell it so they just burned it all,' an insider told me.
My latest @DailyMail scoop here:dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/arti…
Sean Keane retweeted
Really liked YCSE, but I really struggled with the ickiness of Nathan Fielder humoring her “getting his nose.”
It’s important to remember the New York Times and court documents show that her “getting someone’s nose” was actually her thumb poking out of her closed fist.
Next investigation from @PabloTorre needs to be about AD’s goggles.
OK now the trade makes sense to me.
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner
“My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…”
“I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
A useful piece of advice for next year's playoffs:
"If you happen to be watching the baseball playoffs with your five-year-old nephew, angrily shouting 'Kyle Tucker!' is a great way to feel like you’re swearing without corrupting a minor."
mccoveychronicles.com/genera…
I always dreamed that someday someone would love me as much as Dave Roberts loves leaving a tired pitcher in too long during a playoff game.
Sean Keane retweeted
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
Sean Keane retweeted
re: this, i hope people eventually grasp campus sexual assault isn't some "elitist" issue. rape is a material issue that costs victims more than any other crime. the medical debt, student debt (even after survivors drop out), loss of opportunity, legal fees, defamation suits, etc
Congratulations to Notre Dame for selflessly not covering the spread to teach their supporters a lesson about the evils of gambling.
☘️🙏🏼☘️🙏🏼
Sean Keane retweeted
Please stop farming my story for engagement. It ran two weeks ago and you’ve tweeted three excerpts from it in the past two days without linking. I thought the insider trading and loophole sports gambling game was going better than this.
San Francisco, I will be at Cobb’s Comedy Club this weekend. Friday and Saturday early with Annie Lederman; late Saturday with Eddie Ifft. On the advice of Sean McVay, I will be keeping myself on Australian time until then.
As a Warriors fan, it was so reassuring that someone named Dre’Mont had caused a devastating injury and it didn’t reflect on my team at all.
