Michael Carrick Parody. Love the glazers hate united.
Manchester, England
Joined December 2024
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YesManCarrick retweeted
If Manchester United were a serious club and wants standard brought back to the club, Antonio conte is the right man for the job.
Antonio Conte would not only bring back standards and change the culture of the club but will also bring a winning mentality to the players.
Conte is a proven winner unlike Eddie Howe and Pochettino who are not proven winners.
YesManCarrick retweeted
I know a man who can solve Man United’s problems right now.
Antonio Conte, a guaranteed winner. 💯
YesManCarrick retweeted
How Man United board are avoiding the Antonio Conte appointment is still eating me up.
You don’t want a PROVEN manager because he’s too strict and too demanding?
Conte is still a sure deal.
YesManCarrick retweeted
Nobody even wanted or suggested Pochettino 24 hours ago 😂🤣🤣.
Now all of sudden he is the new SAF because he was good at Spurs 10 years ago 🤣🤣🤣
YesManCarrick retweeted
People hyping Pochettino.. Do United fans ever learn?
No more puppet hipsters with zero big club pedigree.
Conte is there
YesManCarrick retweeted
Instead of paying £7m for Poch release clause, keep that as an insurance if we have to sack Conte anytime.
Hire Conte. If it doesn’t work out sack him and pay that £7m.
YesManCarrick retweeted
INEOS paying £7m to get Pochettino when Conte is available for free tells you everything you need to know about them
YesManCarrick retweeted
Antonio Conte is available. Julian Nagelsmann is also available, while Unai Emery's contract expires next season.
Yet these useless owners have decided that Pochettino is the man to do the job that Michael Carrick couldn't. 🤧
They're always looking for mediocre managers instead of top-class managers who can actually take this club forward.
Small-club owners running a top club with a small-club mentality. 🤧😭
YesManCarrick retweeted
Pochettino succeeded at Spurs but Conte failed at Spurs apparently.
You can always tell who the elite managers are, based on how people judge their success
What's considered success for these hipster poets is failure for the likes of Conte, Mourinho and Allegri.
YesManCarrick retweeted
I'm honestly not with the Pochetino hype and here is why
1) He failed terribly with Mbappe, Neymar and Messi as his attack
2) He failed at Chelsea
3) He hasn't done particularly well with the USA anyway
4) He has a $10m release clause
Conte, Nagglesman, Howe are all cheaper options and you could argue they are better.
Conte is the perfect manager.
YesManCarrick retweeted
This was him over going into 9th place at Chelsea 💀
Will fit right in at celebrate anything FC.
YesManCarrick retweeted
If it’s not him, I’ll already be calling for their sacking.
🚨 Manchester United intend to relieve Michael Carrick of duties. #MUFC say no final decision & nothing set in stone but work undertaken on replacements + multiple sources anticipate change before Liverpool. W/ @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7768165…
