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🎮 Experienced Game Designer | previously @FootballManager | ⚽️ #LUFC | 🧮 #FPL veteran | 🗣️ These are my views and you can't have them | He/him

Joined October 2019
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Where Bunny Shaw?
The 2026 FIFPRO Women’s #World11, chosen by 6,511 professional women’s footballers worldwide 🏆
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #eafc27 – at Campinas, Brasil
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Full time workers in the UK are entitled to 28 days paid days off a year, it shouldn't cost businesses anything.
REPORT: 83,000 days have been booked off work in the UK to play GTA 6 on launch. This could cost businesses over £12,000,000. source: @BrightHR_
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UK workers get 5.6 weeks paid leave yearly (28 days full-time). The £12m is BrightHR's estimate of wages for the 83k GTA leave days (£150/day), part of normal salary costs not extra spend. Clustering can still disrupt. gov.uk/holiday-entitl… brighthr.com/news/grand-the…
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Replying to @StevePlaysFM
(1/2) Just like real life. Phase One - Pre to mid season (June to Nov) heavy workload + tactical effectiveness training Phase Two - Nov to Feb - player specific development. Manage workloads (high amount of games in winter period/maintain tactical effectiveness…
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One of these finally made me feel old ha fair play
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52 goalkeepers have played 10+ games in Europe's big-five leagues this season - James Trafford ranks 1st across them all for save percentage (81.4%). #lufc
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"Will Robert Pattinson BULK for James Bond?" Yeah the character known for being famously bulky in all his history, James Bond.
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But will it finally answer the question who is DUNC!?
Might be the worst floating heads poster in the trilogy
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Move the PL to Sundays. Keep an early/late Saturday slot for teams that need it due to Europe on Tuesday. Televise it all. Saturdays for the football league.
Sundays are turning into what Saturdays should be. Four games at 2pm and you can choose which one to watch. Another game on later. Lovely little Sunday.
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As a Calafiori captainer, I probably want Arsenal to concede now? #FPL is a very silly game 😅
Mikel makes a second double-change... ↩️ Calafiori, Tzolis 🔛 Hincapie, Eze 🔴 0-0 🔵 (69)
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I'm old enough to remember when Daniel Craig was too blonde, too rough and too unknown to play Bond. Casting directors are generally good at their jobs.
Whoever is chosen as the next James Bond, I think it’ll be almost impossible for them to surpass Daniel Craig in terms of talent and charisma.
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the only people benefitting from employees not knowing each others salaries are the employers
So everyone's salaries are doxxed to colleagues? Only a public sector employee could come up with that.
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A lovely piece of insight into Tactical Effectiveness from @FM_Stag 👇
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Play your own game brothers and sisters
-8 + Barry captain See you all in Hell
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Unironically think David Moyes would do a good job at Manchester United until the end of the season but well you know
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You've just ordered Pizza Hut and a 2L Mountain Dew. You've loaded up Ocarina of Time. No school tomorrow. Your parents don't care if you stay up all night long. A perfect fall night. You are 36 years old. The year is 2026.
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When the gym gets new equipment and you have no idea how to use it.
おじさんがオシャレなカフェに行かない理由
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Petition to make the #FPL deadline the same time every week for idiot dads like me
Replying to @Greyhead19
This tweet is genuinely the only reason I won't have missed the deadline tonight!
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TRUMP: NOT REPLACING HEGSETH, HE'S DOING A VERY GOOD JOB
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