Variety comedy night showcasing the best talent in London. Next shows: 17th Feb, 16th Mar, 20th Apr at @aces_bar
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'Exposed'. Like we are some form of societal toxin.
This position will do nothing but stigmatise LGBT children and damage their mental health. It will lead to ignorance and bullying. It is utterly unacceptable for a govt to be spewing this shit in the modern world.
#toriesout
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Fancy seeing a legendary comic all the name of a good cause? Head to @SecretVariety to find out more! 😄
One of our all time favourite acts @lynnruth is joining us next Wed to help raise money for @thegrandappeal ! She's the oldest working female comic on both sides of the Atlantic and is a total legend in her own right. Don't miss her! facebook.com/events/27881616… #comedy #womenincomedy
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Traditionally, women of the Tujia people in China must cry for an hour a day in the month leading up to their wedding. On the day, she then must swear at the person who introduced her to her husband.
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I’m doing my first ever tour!! ‘House Of Faces’ in 2019. Tickets go on sale tomorrow at 10am LukeKempner.com. Im so excited about this. Why not buy a ticket for a Christmas present? Oh and RT the loving daylights out of this will ya?
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WOW! Tonight's @SecretVariety Club looks like an absolute smash hit!
Killer line up: @Willduggan @rocknrolga @CharlieVMartin @CharlieDinkin @istrangers @LornaNotShaw @CGdoescomedy and Mike Sheer 🥳
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Take a look at the brilliant line up at @SecretVariety and book tickets before word gets out....
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I wrote a less creepy, and more helpful, variation of "Baby It's Cold Outside"
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1 week until we return to @Aces_Bar with an amazing line-up of comedians for very little money. Check it out here! ow.ly/if5w30m4bT6 #comedy #londoncomedy #whatson #whatsonlondon
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Darth Vader reveal but with the Grange Hill theme tune #GrangeHilled
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It's our final @CamdenFringe show today at 5.45pm at @TheAlbany so don't miss it! #comedy #camdenfringe
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Smashing it/making out at @CamdenFringe launch party. Also us unsuccessfully attempting to overshadow the London Gay Men's Chorus. @LdnGMC
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2 days until we hit the stage with @LukeKempner to bring you our latest funnies! It's @roseandcrownnw5 at 7.30pm this Friday! Don't miss it/him/us.
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Final show at @WAFfringe tonight at @Cat_s_Back at 6.45pm! Come and see our foolish attempt to reference Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights in every sketch. wandsworthfringe.com/whats-o… #comedy #fringe #waf
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What are we?
WRITERS!
What are we gonna do?
WRITE!
When are we gonna do it?
*distant sobbing
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Tomorrow! Future Legends @rocknrolga @jordbrookes @LukeKempner @eshaanakbar @Lollydoes @Hi_Pernilla and your hosts @istrangers bring their comedy to @2Northdown for only £5! facebook.com/events/22123570…
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Comedy tonight in Tufnell Park @Aces_bar Just £3 @secretvariety with @DarrenWalshPuns @SueHarrison123 buff.ly/2Jdl2ap #comedy #tufnellpark #wednesday
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Nearly every quote in this story is off the charts. washingtonpost.com/news/morn…
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@SecretVariety back on stage tonight at Tufnell park shooting jokes come on down I am funnier than Donald Trump #comedy
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Take a sneeky peek at tomorrow nights all killer line up at @SecretVariety acesandeightssaloonbar.com/l…
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Dear @Twitter and/or @TwitterSupport , It has come to our attention that @turlygod has been suspended from twitter for reasons not fully explained. Please elaborate on the matter, at the very least to him. @piersmorgan get behind this won't you? it's a matter of free speech.