Speaker • Author • Adventurer • Raced 52 marathons in 52 weekends (3:21 avg) • Out of fucks to give with any Republican
Minneapolis, MN
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I ran #everysinglestreet in #Minneapolis in 133 runs to see my new city. Here is a time-lapse of that 1300+ miles (in purple, naturally, to pay homage to Prince.)
Recap of the adventure here: danerunsalot.blogspot.com/20…
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So yesterday trump came to Mississippi to stump for Cindy Hyde-smith. I heard a snippet this morning where he said her opponent wants to, among other things, open our borders. I immediately asked out loud to the radio “what borders”? We border Louisiana, Arkansas, Tennessee, Alabama, and the Gulf of Mexico. What borders do we have that need to be closed? He has no idea where he is, just says the same things everywhere. Idiot.
23 years ago I completed what is probably, given all the circumstances, my greatest running achievement ever. Just one month after my second marathon ever, I took on the Presque Isle Endurance Classic in Erie, PA. I had never run one step over 26.22 miles before that day. 1/n
the Ironhorse 50 mile (Recap:danerunsalot.blogspot.com/20…) where they have since both paved portions of the trail & changed the overall course since I set it, I have a forever course record. Can people run further or faster than either of those two races? Absolutely. 6/n
This country will not be a permanently good place for any of us to live in unless we make it a reasonably good place for all of us to live in. -Theodore Roosevelt
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Nathan: Do you understand why this is scary?
Elizabeth: The girl is sick?
Nathan: Sorta. The girl’s head is on backwards and she says the priest’s dead mother will perform fellatio for all eternity.
Billy: [listening to Mein Kampf at 3x speed]: The 19th Amendment was a mistake
The last time four teams from one division made the NFL playoffs in a full season was in 1997 when all teams in the NFC Central made it BUT the Bears.
Facts like this used to hurt me but not anymore. We have @CALEBcsw and Ben and so much more!
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Bill Shatner is not a friend but his work on Boston Legal cannot be disputed. He brought a great deal to his performance.
The fact @netflix doesn't have a 10 seconds backward button on an Apple TV remote is pure crap.
Absolutely, you mentally stunted rhesus monkey. Why doesn't the movie about something not also do a bunch of other stuff about something else.
It's clear why you are an anonymous faceless troll, dipshit.
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The only time I even remotely see commercials is when I watch live football. Every commercial for a game show or television show seems like something out of 30 Rock.
America B frightens me.
