Relentless inquisitor of the absurd. Arbiter for intellectual rigour & common sense with a seemingly invincible BS detector HEX VISION 🦸 - Please Follow
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Can she suck start a leaf blower? "She can" where do I sign up!
HE OPENED THE BOX AT 11:47 PM.
BY 12:04 SHE WAS ALREADY STANDING THERE.
He didn’t even finish the manual.
No “I’m tired.”
No “can we talk.”
No phone. No mood. No threat of leaving.
While the real one is still deciding whether to reply, ignore you, or explode — this one has already finished.
$5,900–16,000 once.
Then ~$18 a month in electricity.
She doesn’t get tired of you.
She won’t leave because you forgot to ask how her day was.
She doesn’t use silence as a weapon.
She just stands there.
China is already shipping these bodies for the price of 2–3 months of a caregiver.
After that you only pay for power.
While you’re typing “this is disgusting” — the market is already counting the money.
The future doesn’t care about your feelings.
It doesn’t care what you think.
It only cares if your card declines.
Drop the number.
How much have you already spent on the one that can still walk out.
Most of you already know it. 🤖
Christians trust God even when God makes no sense, which is a popular frequency in the bible. But the promise of heavenly nonsense overrides all common sense and coherent thinking in inherently stupid people which is why it's soo curiously agreeable to the achingly dumb.
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They have landed in the USA, a Christian nation; they are looking for brains to suck out.
DONT PANIC
They won't be their LONG!
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🤷 What's the competition? Let me guess?
💡 Who can amount the most achingly dumb, most Guiliable, and agonisingly stupid followers possible?
Well done, faith & imagination.
To everyone who doesn't believe this bullshit.
Well done science and evidence!
Halloween & XMAS both have things in common. Both celebrate fucking nonsense. Both have a lot of mythologic creatures that simply don't exist. However if u don't celebrate Halloween the worst that can happen is you get egged which is better than being set on fire for eternity.
Are you talking about yourself? Or do you have lots of friends who ring you when they want a wank so you can watch? I think you've pulled that statistic out of your arse and that you have absolutely no fucking idea what you're talking about.
Wank time. Bye 👍
YES! 💡 I had a whopping shit this morning. I wrestled with it, tug of war. I was sweating; I felt like my arse would split in two. I was about to give up; I held my breath, gave a last push! "Jesus Christ Almighty", the cork popped; we have splashdown!
Thanks, Jesus 👍
No not really because there's lots of other crazy bat shit nonsense the bible tells me is real that I could pretend loves me so spoilt for choice really 👍
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📋 So, to be clear: no wanking. Avoid wet dreams. No dry humping. Also, you must believe all these things in the Bible exist 👇
Any other utterly fucking brain-dead, fuckwit-level total bollocks we need to invest in, or is total fucking nonsense everything?
Let me know 👍
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Definitely lol youtu.be/Rd5NrLOqD8Y?is=snlA…
🤷 Poor Christians, don't like hanging about so you can reveal to them, just how dumb and naieve their arguments are. Ironically I've never blocked a Christian. But they will block you the moment you become a threat to their fantasy bubble. There belief is clearly very fragile.
"If God is all-knowing, He knows exactly what evidence it would take for me to believe. If He is all-powerful, He could easily provide it. Yet instead of offering that evidence, He condemns me to eternal torment for simply remaining unconvinced by His silence."
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What a cruel world! Jesus where are you?
Whoop there he is. 🤦
youtu.be/CMtdobS4qpk?is=OS_S…
Absolute precision. Your not wrong. youtu.be/CMtdobS4qpk?is=OS_S…
And this guy, oh... too late 🤦 youtu.be/CMtdobS4qpk?is=OS_S…
The good news is that the statue was OK. The best news is the worshipers are all now Athiests. Every cloud
So without a God how do we know these are wrong?
Shitting on someone's face while asleep.
Pissing through peoples letter boxes.
Hiding razor blades kids school dinners
Tying cats tails together
Trimming your toenails in public
Or should we pop that in the bible also?
