I can't hurt your ego with truth can I? I speak fluent sarcasm

United States 🇺🇸
Joined December 2022
After the Ecuador priest got taken out by a falling crucifix during Mass… this guy said “not today.” Hard hat on. Crucifix chained to the ceiling. Still hitting the Sign of the Cross like nothing’s wrong. 💀 Better safe than sorry, Father.
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Muhammad Sadeq (Afghanistan): 4 wives, 70+ children. Only 58 still alive. “I cannot remember all their names.” He just calls them “son” or “child.” 12 died. He blames the mothers for being too young to “breastfeed them or look after them.” Kids often go to bed hungry and barefoot. His reason for the huge family? More followers of the Prophet. This is the cultural enrichment they bring to Europe.
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A cruise ship with more than 3,000 people on board collided with two container ships while departing from the port of Bremerhaven, in northern Germany. A gust of wind caused the accident.
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🇵🇹 Protests in Portugal Protesters gathered outside the Assembly of the Republic in Lisbon to demand solutions to the housing crisis and denounce police violence following the recent eviction of protest camps.
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Ain't that the truth
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Halloween creativity in spain 🤣😭
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Replying to @espn @ShamsCharania
One of the few guys worth watching play in the NBA goes down...
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He put his grandma in a movie using AI and her reaction is legendary. Volume up 🔊🆙
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Trump can handle protesters, impeachments and indictments. What he can't forgive is someone stepping on his punchline 😂🎤 🎥 @LiveNOWFOX
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That viral photo of Putin meeting Mozambique's president, Daniel Chapo. Diplomacy is all about seeing eye to eye, but someone clearly forgot the step stool 🪜💀
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Somalis are asking for the Muslim and immigrant vote for the Democratic Party. They fear that if the Republicans continue in the Senate and Congress, all the fraud they commit against Medicaid and Medicare will keep being exposed. They are worse than leeches... they only live off the public.
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The leader of the Haitian gang 400 MAWOZO Wilson Joseph, alias "Lanmo San Jou," sends a message to the president of El Salvador, @nayibbukele . Video 1: "Bukele, I hear you talking. I hear you threatening us. But let me tell you something: you are in El Salvador, and we are in Haiti. Haiti is not El Salvador. You think you can just come here with your soldiers and clean us out the way you did with the gangs in your country? Come on then, try it. Look at what we have here. Look at this arsenal. We are not afraid of you, and we are not afraid of your military.If you step foot in our territory, we are ready for you. You are talking to Lanmo San Jou. We rule here, and your threats mean nothing to us. If you want your men back, you will have to deal with us on our terms, not yours." Video 2: "Bukele, I am speaking directly to you. I see you talking on the internet, threatening us and making grand statements because you think Haiti is El Salvador. Look at what we have here. Look at these buckets, look at these trays. This is all heavy ammunition, and we have the automatic rifles to match them. We aren’t running away. I have nowhere to go, and I am not hiding from you. If you think your soldiers are just going to walk in here and take over, come try it. We are standing our ground right here. We are waiting for you, and we are fully prepared to fight you and your troops."
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Did you hear that Claudia Sheinbaum president of Mexico actually claimed 4 times 5 equals 50? 🤦‍♀️😭
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Room 16 patient just had the best hospital stay of his life and doesn't even know her name 🏥😂
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Here's the 911 call. Judge for yourselves 👀🎧 🎥 @dom_lucre
Ms. Rachel blasts a children's soccer league for "racism" after a child's parents claim the cops were called on him for being "too good" at soccer. The man who called the police is black. He called the police because the boy's parents were being disruptive. Is there a single hoax she won't believe?
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21K vs 112K. The investigation is over, the people have ruled 🔨😂
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Told to hand over his passport, Flávio reportedly found the one loophole: a private jet out of Argentina to the United States of America💀✈️ 🎥 @infobae
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In the caliphate of the United Kingdom, they arrest a young Englishman for calling a Pakistani “paki”. The State is already implementing sharia law with indiscriminate arrests of Englishmen for opposing mass immigration or Islam on social media. Meanwhile, Indians and Pakistanis can carry swords down the street.
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Replying to @dom_lucre
Some things in like make no sense😂🤣
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21K vs 112K. The investigation is over, the people have ruled 🔨😂
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