Officer Elliot CMPD (@SethCMPD) profile picture

Officer Elliot CMPD

@SethCMPD
Joined October 2026
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Mr. Crocodile might be a little smarter than he looks; let's not have another run in, or your ass is grass, pal.
✙Mecha ✠ Crusade✙ (@mechacrusade) profile picture✙Mecha ✠ Crusade✙@mechacrusadeNov 9
Replying to @Redacted_2027
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We have released an APB for this woman's father; if you see him please contact @cmpdchief ASAP
s𝗍ᥱ⍴һᥲᥒіᥱ (@janefkndoe) profile pictures𝗍ᥱ⍴һᥲᥒіᥱ
@janefkndoe12h
They’re still talking about me in their faggot gc 🥹🥰
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James Seaver (@JamesSeaver55) profile picture
James Seaver@JamesSeaver5512h
My wife Carol has made it into the X machine, make sure to follow her.
Carol Seaver (@MrsCarolSeaver) profile pictureCarol Seaver@MrsCarolSeaver12h
The pies are ready!
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Looks like Mr. @RayCoelho12 was getting frisky with a Hans
Miss Claire Harper (@teacherclaireh) profile pictureMiss Claire Harper@teacherclaireh11h
Replying to @SethCMPD @RayCoelho12 @BillericaAC @Ciaobellaaf
That poor sweet baby... right before it was strangled by nails of an ugly color.
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Jimmy Seaver Jr (@JimmySeaverJr) profile picture
Jimmy Seaver Jr@JimmySeaverJr12h
Ma is back and feeling spry
Carol Seaver (@MrsCarolSeaver) profile pictureCarol Seaver@MrsCarolSeaver12h
The pies are ready!
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Welcome to X Mrs. Seaver
Carol Seaver (@MrsCarolSeaver) profile pictureCarol Seaver@MrsCarolSeaver12h
The pies are ready!
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Special Agent Dwight Harris@njbureauharris14h
Took the day off to be a Crazy White Boy(CWB) and went to a DC Comic Book Convention. A bit pricey but I live rent free. “Boomers and what-not” right buddy? Am I not worthy of a copy and paste DM? I still love you guys, much to my own detriment.
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Bluegums are acting up again
Demarvus Jackson (@DemarvusForReal) profile pictureDemarvus Jackson@DemarvusForRealNov 8
Dis was a peanut butter joke you stupid fn clown, no one reporting your illiterate ass you dumb as some of deez niggas down hurr on Piggot St. Go cry to your gypsy as girlfriend and gay little forest creature. Stupid ass mf, stay da fuk out tha TW.
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Jimmy Seaver Jr (@JimmySeaverJr) profile picture
Jimmy Seaver Jr@JimmySeaverJrNov 7
My whole world.
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Officer Joseph Kelley CMPD (@JoeKelleyCMPD) profile picture
Officer Joseph Kelley CMPD@JoeKelleyCMPDNov 6
This is who runs this account. I am @HansHedgehog__
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Miss Claire Harper@teacherclairehNov 5
Replying to @CMPD
Nicely done @JoeKelleyCMPD @MateoCMPD
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Plot twist: @The_Door_Waffen is my main
The_Door_Waffen (@The_Door_Waffen) profile pictureThe_Door_Waffen@The_Door_WaffenNov 4
Replying to @HorrorAndLaughs @TerpsGrapedFoid @JoeKelleyCMPD @JimmySeaverJr @WhiteWitch_o7 @CamelotJack2 @HansHedgehog__ @JamesSeaver55
Did anyone ask? No? Well then go fuck yourself and stop showing up in my replies
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Officer Joseph Kelley CMPD@JoeKelleyCMPDNov 3
My middle name is Eric, and I’ve never even been to Alabama. This is slander on a police officer, and crosses state lines which makes it a federal crime. I’ve done contacted @njbureauharris
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Another arrest in the books; @MateoCMPD sprayed him, cuffed him and roughed him. @TwistedSchindlr, you have the right to remain silent, but we know you're not smart enough to use it. Get ready for three hots and a cot, bluegum.
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They even admit it... never relax around the blacks White man
Tommy Lucreberg | Breaker of Fried Chicken (@TwistedSchindlr) profile pictureTommy Lucreberg | Breaker of Fried Chicken@TwistedSchindlrNov 1
Replying to @JimmySeaverJr @teacherclaireh @DemarvusForReal @serioussam0420 @JoeKelleyCMPD @CamelotJack2 @MateoCMPD @SethCMPD @Wh1teGravy227 @juanjosegrcia96
Still, neva relax brotha
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Beware of @MateoCMPD homemade OC spray; it's for the eyes of the bluegum thugs, not tamales from Consuelo
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