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Joined June 2013
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When @SexualAlpha and me chat. This is happens. #gay #alotofgay #gaybanana
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[A sigh left my tiers, finding and tugging at the cuff that bounded @SelflessBatman with the desk, snapping it within seconds.] There.
If you buy, I'll let you out, @SelflessBatman.
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Replying to @DelphicAcrimony
You better be, @DelphicAcrimony. Busted my ass to get that job. [Digits itched at my cheek, leaning into his side.]
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Replying to @DelphicAcrimony
Can too! Head chef at McDonald's, @DelphicAcrimony.
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Replying to @DelphicAcrimony
You do it. I've been cooking all day, 've got grease smell stuck in my nose, @DelphicAcrimony.
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Replying to @DelphicAcrimony
Alright...how do we even get a horse? [I mumbled, sitting up from my bending position.] @DelphicAcrimony
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Replying to @DelphicAcrimony
We could direct a squirrel, @DelphicAcrimony? Or maybe a horse...
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Replying to @DelphicAcrimony
Ah. Like the old days, @DelphicAcrimony. I don't think it could be that easy anymore. Hm..anything else?
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Replying to @DelphicAcrimony
Hm. [I pressed a digit to my brims, brows furrowing.] What do we usually do, @DelphicAcrimony?
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I dunno. I think everyone should stop judging account layouts/RP styles. It's complete shit how people do that.
Replying to @DelphicAcrimony
[I gave aid to my swatted digits, a sigh slipping through my tiers.] Let's do something, @DelphicAcrimony.
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Replying to @DelphicAcrimony
Don't think I need permission to give myself that face. [Pokes at @DelphicAcrimony's cheek.]
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Replying to @DelphicAcrimony
[Tosses a stank face at @DelphicAcrimony.]
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Cuffed..? [My hues winced, gazing over @SelflessBatman's figure.]
I'm new. RT? Or don't. I'll just make your life a living hell if you choose not to.
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I hate walking home in the dark.
I should change my UN.
Can't fuck with online niggas anymore.