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Dexter Goad retweeted
Looks like I overestimated the American people.
This election isn’t over, but this should have been the biggest electoral landslide in history.
It’s like people are actively voting for America to fail.
Dexter Goad retweeted
No weed, no abortions, yall boys living like 1866 down there
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Dexter Goad retweeted
Do y'all watch the results come or do you go to bed around now and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?
Dexter Goad retweeted
Cyber Command needs to fuck Russia up.
It shouldn’t matter who you are voting for, this is unacceptable.
Dexter Goad retweeted
The god who sacrificed his only begotten son for our sins? The one who looked out for the poor? Booooy GTFOH
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Dexter Goad retweeted
Stop scrolling, take a deep breath, and use the next few minutes to escape to a place where the air is sweet. 💛💚
Dexter Goad retweeted
If we went down to hell and pulled Ronald Reagan up for a few hours and told him that RUSSIA WAS CALLING IN BOMB THREATS TO A UNITED STATES POLLING PLACE He would be fumbling around for them codes buddy.
Dexter Goad retweeted
1. Is there any evidence this is actually happening?
2. Can we talk about how fucking weird it is that the entire MAGA movement is terrified of women?
Dexter Goad retweeted
I’m not convinced this isn’t actually 80,000 coin flips in a 20 line intro matlab course homework assignment
It's published.
We ran 80,000 simulations tonight.
Harris won in 40,012.
natesilver.net/p/nate-silver…
Dexter Goad retweeted
Saw “Dick Van Dyke” trending, relieved to find out he’s only voting for Kamala Harris 👌
