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Was "Christina Aguilera being a throat GOAT" on anyone's 2026 bingo card?
Christina Aguilera said her best skill in bed is BLOWJOBS - and called herself a “PROMOTER OF THE SWALLOW.” 💀
Alex Cooper asked what she’s best at in the bedroom.
“It’s got to be blowjobs.”
Then she went further.
“I’m a promoter of the swallow, OK. I didn’t put in that hard work for nothing.”
And then came the places.
The studio soundboard.
Planes.
Under blankets.
Alex thought she meant a PRIVATE plane.
“No, I’m not actually.”
She was talking about international flights.
Lights out.
Blankets.
Waiting for everyone to fall asleep.
Alex’s reaction?
“Oh my God, that’s iconic.” 😭
Cowboys got way too much talent on this team to be playing like pure ass. When they get serious about making some major changes, I'll start watching again.
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Benjamin Satterley defined excellence, as a beloved husband & friend to his many loved ones, + in his wrestling knowledge, skill, unprecedented athleticism, professionalism, consistency + dedication to the sport that he loved & traveled the world to pursue. May Ben rest in peace.
A Great Black Kaiju retweeted
Brian Schottenheimer is the reason the Cowboys are losing this game. His situational playcalling is horrific. He's a below average HC. He talks great at the podium. But he doesn't give you any advantage on Sundays
#DallasCowboys got to get better at drafting/signing defensive players that can stop the run, and pass rush. That's been the biggest problem with this team for the last 10 years.
Last night at Dynamite. Look, I understand. Trios title picture and all, but couldn't @KingRicochet have atleast waited for the damn song to end before they jumped the New Level?