Maybe someday I'll figure it out.
Joined March 2009
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Me @ whatever nonsense just came out of that orange man’s mouth: The Ultimate Insult - May God Have Mercy On Your Soul - Billy Madison (... youtu.be/5hfYJsQAhl0 via @YouTube
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Now YOU can place a chest tube too! ...jk plz leave it to the medical professionals
Want to know how to place a chest tube? Check out @BehindTheKnife 's latest YouTube video series I've been working on!
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To this precious floof who has made our lives better in every single way. Tofu, we love you 😻 #WorldCatDay #tofu #killertofu #InternationalCatDay tofudakitty instagram.com/p/B07PbsEgWom/…
Thanks @JetBlue for NOT announcing a gate change for a flight that was beginning boarding in less than 5 mins. All the other passengers and I had a great time running through the airport when one blessed guy happened to notice the change 🙄
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Also @JetBlue there’s no representative at the new gate we were assigned. Boarding was supposed to start 10mins ago...
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Been my motto since grade school 📖 @ DuPont, Washington instagram.com/p/B0hMEKZgbeO/…
Tofu is really enjoying outside time on her leash. She’s an indoor kitty but has always been fascinated by the outside world so this is a happy and adorable compromise. Plants and insects… instagram.com/p/BxLoHJ3Hb7f/…
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Almost 5 hours later I have done it - I made Fanesca with all the fixings! Shout out to Mami who was on the phone with me every step of the way and who makes the best Fanesca you’ll ever… instagram.com/p/BwaybbAnD3p/…
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Yeeeeeee!!! Thanks to the Vu sibs for willing to risk their lives with me ☠️ @ Baños, Tungurahua, Ecuador instagram.com/p/BvAE-xQnJEK/…
This trip to Ecuador was packed full of family, friends, adventures, and food. My heart is full (so is my belly tbh) 🥰🥰🥰 @ Ecuador instagram.com/p/Bu7Do8AAoVM/…
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Pretends to sleep on flight then actually falls asleep on flight in order to avoid human interaction. Win.
In the motherland with a bunch of my favorite humans. My heart could burst tbh 🥰🥰🥰 @ Tena, Ecuador instagram.com/p/Bugf0hYHf5_/…
Thanks #LoveYourPetDay for an excuse to post some adorable pictures of Tofu #catsofinstagram #whitecatsofinstagram instagram.com/p/BuICL22HxOx/…
A week ago today we adopted this pink-nosed floof named Tofu! Although she started out as our foster baby, we quickly realized that we couldn’t live without her in our lives (she seems to… instagram.com/p/BtzkNk3nXN_/…
