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I write code. I have kids. I test the code. The kids test me. My thoughts are our own, depending on active personality.

Seattle Area, Washington
Joined October 2008
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Ben.J.Bauer retweeted
We’re all so emotionally damaged from this last year and a half that Steve from Blue’s Clues was like “I have to address the nation”
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Ben.J.Bauer retweeted
How to Avoid a Climate Disaster is available now. I hope you’ll check out the book, but more importantly, I hope you’ll do what you can to help keep the planet livable for generations to come: b-gat.es/climatebook
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Did you know today’s date is both a palindrome and an ambigram? This means you can read the date from left to right, from right to left and also upside down! 🤯
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OMG I have just seen all your prayers They were in my junk folder, LOL
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A president who believes that words matter and has committed to using his voice to unite instead of divide. A vice president who has promised that although she may be the first woman of color to hold this office, she will not be the last. This is the America I believe in.
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CSV > INI > XML > JSON > stick in the eye > YAML
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If Covid-19 is a test of government effectiveness, then the world’s most powerful country has failed spectacularly. 180,000 Americans have died from Covid-19 — more than double the number who perished in Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq combined trib.al/bYQvwpi
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YouTube channel idea - @davidfowl reacts to your code
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Ben.J.Bauer retweeted
When you work for Microsoft and have to sign in #AzureAD
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MR BEZOS YOU ARE ON MUTE
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Ben.J.Bauer retweeted
If you are a reporter and you are giving Trump “credit” for wearing a mask five months and 130,000 plus American lives later, kindly go f**k yourself.
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Hot tip for programmers who like a snack. If it's something like potato chips, use chop sticks to avoid getting your keyboard gross. I've been doing it since college, highly recommend.
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Voice control light switches aren't just fun toys - they can help people who cannot operate light switches themselves! @madskristensen talks home automation on DotNetRocks at ow.ly/IWHa50uA4TI - Geek Out time!
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It's finally here! LINGO, is a code editor for #PowerBI linguistics schemes. LINGO Includes: - a code checker to validate your code to the #PowerBI spec - pre-defined code snipits to add into your scheme - word search - Tree like code navigation Enjoy!!! nitter.gq/Mike_R_Carlo/status/98…
So proud to announce the release of LINGO, a code editing tool for the @MSPowerBI desktop linguistic schemas. Learn how this new tool will help you edit #PowerBI Linguistic Schemas: powerbi.tips/2018/04/introdu… YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=476NS1LA… Lingo Tool: powerbi.tips/lingo/
I wonder if somewhere there is a unicorn drinking a human frappuccino. Bet it tastes like Netflix and debt.
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Forecast calls for lowland snow late Sun./early Mon., with cold temps. It’s been awhile, so get ready now bit.ly/2fXaD66 @BvuePD
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Some recent questions/concerns about when to stop for a school bus with flashing lights. This graphic will help. @bvuep @RedmondTraffic
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CNN Van Jones: "This was a white lash" #ElectionNight thr.cm/65INoc
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Ben.J.Bauer retweeted
This man who condemns entire countries and religions, who sees women as toys and not as human beings. This man could be our president.