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Plymouth UK
Joined February 2010
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Neil Shapland retweeted
In 2018 4,903 men died by suicide. That is 94 men a week. 13 men a day. To any man out there struggling right now: We’re here for you. Struggling doesn’t make you weak or less of a man. You are so loved. Stay with us You deserve to be here. Let’s talk 💜
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Neil Shapland retweeted
If everyone who has ever been grateful for the NHS followed and retweeted we would reach a million by midnight
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This!!!
Q. How many 93-year-olds can silence a crowd of 50,000 people seventy years younger? A. Just the one.
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Neil Shapland retweeted
THE HOUSE IS NOW SUSPENDED SO YOU CAN ALL GO AND HAVE A PISS AND GET A FUCKING SOLERO OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU TWATS DO
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The Downing Street statement people are waiting for: “I’ve had enough - the other cats and I are taking over”
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Let's get reading then #Motorheadmonday
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Neil Shapland retweeted
Power and precision: Here’s a glorious picture from our archives to celebrate the 50th anniversary today of Concorde’s maiden flight. #Concorde #Concorde50 #redarrows
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Got a text alert saying my leopard-print beret is being delivered by Hermes. That's a shame. I really wanted that beret.
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If smoking marijuana causes short-term memory loss, what does smoking marijuana do?
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Neil Shapland retweeted
fishmusic.scot/ted-mckenna-r… sad news today. We lost a Scottish legend
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It's become a little joke that David Cameron has 'vanished' during this chaos. But nothing sums up the cosy club of British politics/journalism like the fact he's been allowed to. Were he a footballer or soap star in a scandal they would have monstered him. But no. #OldSchoolTie
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Neil Shapland retweeted
Oh dear . Tonight’s fare. Immediately voted worst of tour so far . A Turkish ensemble a la tinfoil. There is kebab meat under those dead chips . God save us on the bus later. Had to eat it. Man cannot survive on pretzels alone ! 😂
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I could watch this all day. nitter.gq/ClintFalin/status/1055…
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Neil Shapland retweeted
So I tweeted this a while back without much background. This guy has stolen a lot of money from me & I’m trying to find him. I know he was south west based so everyone who retweets this I’ll choose someone at random and send a signed shirt. Thank you 😊 DM any info🙏🏻
To my south west friends in particular. I’m trying to find the whereabouts of Michael Wike. He was Bristol based and I know who he is I’m trying to find where he is. Please retweet or DM with info. Thank you 👌🏻
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Now Playing Samantha Fish - Gone for Good @Samantha_Fish bbc.co.uk/music/artists/bcf3…
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Neil Shapland retweeted
This September witness the darkest chapter in The Conjuring Universe in #TheNunMovie.

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