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Laken Riley had a Garmin smartwatch on when she was attacked
Her heart rate jumped to 170 bpm which told investigators that was when she was being attacked
It lasted for 17 minutes then suddenly stopped - that's when the animal finally killed her
So the next time you want to tell me about how unfair illegal immigrants are being treated I want you to set a timer for 17 minutes and watch it go by so you can understand how long that young woman fought for her life
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YOU HAVE HEALTHCARE
YOU ARE BANKRUPTING MY COUNTRY FOR YOUR HEALTHCARE
THERES SO MUCH FUCKING HEALTHCARE THET WE GIVE HEALTHCARE TO FAKE PEOPLE THAT DONT EXIST
MEDI-CAL WENT BANKRUPT BECUASE WE GIVE SO MUCH HEALTHCARE
THE POOREST PEOPLE IN THE COUNTRY ARE PAID TO BE FAT AND THEN PAID TO GO TO THE DOCTOR FOR BEING FAT
YOU HAVE HEALTHCARE
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The "H" in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hoobastank because he died for a reason and the reason is you
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The problem with fixing $20 burritos is every actual solution will get you called heartless.
Eliminate minimum wage? Cruel.
Cut entitlements and national debt? You want to kill grandma.
Mass deportations? Racist.
Teach people to be frugal? Out of touch.
The only “winning” political message will always be the Leftist proposal which usually amounts to “raise minimum wage to 1000/hr, start a U.S. Burrito Department, and give everyone a free burrito voucher,” which, by the way, is how you end up with a $150 burrito.
Welcome to conservatism. You’re the adult, and the “bad guy,” in the room. Get used to it and start showing the political courage to actually fix this stuff.
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Leftists be like "The American government is so evil, I wish it had more money and power."
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If you want to understand American optimism…
We celebrate the date that we declared independence, not the date that we achieved it.
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It’s 5pm on the 4th of July. The burgers & dogs are ready.
“Uncle Rick, would you bless the food?”
Uncle Rick, 24 Coors Light deep:
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God just traced in lightning an image of the profile of Donald Trump performing sweet oral sex on the Washington monument and you’re blackpilling?
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You've just ordered Pizza Hut and a 2L Mountain Dew.
You've loaded up @Diablo II on your PC.
No school tomorrow.
Your parents don't care if you stay up all night long.
A perfect winter night.
You are 36 years old.
The year is 2026.
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Hate being a grower and not a shower cause if I ever get pantsed I gotta start cranking my hog




























