A human, being. Digital Marketer. Wife to Jon, mom to two too-loud sons. Direct + blunt to a fault. Worrier woman. True crime lurker. ☮️🇿🇦 💅🏻 ✊🏾🏳️🌈🖤✡️
Durban, South Africa
Joined March 2008
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Dear Sheena, please expect a quick call from one of our specialists regarding your previous portfolio. Regards, Platinum Life. <- how polite of the spammers to prewarn me to block them 😂🤣
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Dear ‘whole world’ — women don’t exist to meet your aesthetic expectations. Ageing isn’t a competition or a performance. Let women live and grow on their own terms — not yours.
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The people of Iran are beautiful.
The leaders of Iran are insane.
The people of Israel are beautiful.
The leaders of Israel are insane.
The people of America are beautiful.
The leaders of America are insane.
Life: officially planned. Meals prepped & frozen. Exam timetables for Aiden noted. Term 2 must come at me, I’m (finally) ready.
These champs from @eThekwiniM came out AFTER HOURS and within 1 hour of logging a power outage query on the app. They fixed the pole tripping in minutes. Thank you, Thabo Mofokeng & colleague!
I cried when I got home and saw that the garden service had cut down my beautiful bougainvillea creeper, how you?
I haven't tested my typing speed in YEARS, so when this came across my screen I had to take 2 mins and give it a go to see where I'm at.
Now it's your turn! How'd you do? somewheretypingtest.com/test
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Ya’ll got small business or medium business you would like to promote with some social media ads? I can help!!! 15 years in the biz!
Contact me!
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Did you know - you can go into Pep and pay off one of the lay-by’s they have in the store - sometimes it’s a tiny amount and a lot of the time it’s school uniforms, shoes and school needs. 💜💜💜
Is anyone else watching Beast Games? We are loving it. Brings back memories of when we were kids in the early 00s picking sides from Survivor or Amazing Race. The mind games! The betrayal! The emotional manipulation. The honour. We’re riveted.
