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Danielle Kayahara

@SheTellsJokes

Wisecracks for weirdos | Will set the time on your microwave | Deletes tweets with typos #SheSeesMovies #SheDoesShows #DollarStories

 Winnipeg, Manitoba
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Joined September 2018
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It’s a magnet because stickers are vandalism and I’m not that cool.
Elevator call box with a Wisecracks for Weirdos magnet over the metal speaker.

ALT Elevator call box with a Wisecracks for Weirdos magnet over the metal speaker.

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WINNIPEG - There is a round dance and march happening TODAY at 2pm at Portage & Main in solidarity with the Harris and Myran families in their effort to #SearchTheLandfills! Please come out and share if you can!
A graphic for today's event. In the background is a black and white photo of people at Portage and Main. In the middle is a white box with a red streak of paint across it. The text is "Round Dance & March, Portage & Main, Thursday, Aug 3, 2023 @ 2 pm. Join us in solidarity with the Harris & Myran families in their efforts to have our government SEARCH THE LANDFILLS! All are welcome!"

ALT A graphic for today's event. In the background is a black and white photo of people at Portage and Main. In the middle is a white box with a red streak of paint across it. The text is "Round Dance & March, Portage & Main, Thursday, Aug 3, 2023 @ 2 pm. Join us in solidarity with the Harris & Myran families in their efforts to have our government SEARCH THE LANDFILLS! All are welcome!"

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Yeah, that checks out. “Thanks to Elon: Proud Boys.”
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Hunbots, are you tired of you man refusing to your #MLM because it’s for girls? Introducing #Crypto, the #MLM for him!
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I thought there were alt-right folks screaming about the end times when I saw #FALSEGOD was trending with #HOLYLAND.
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Congrats, King Chuck.
A woodchuck with a crown superimposed on its head.

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Today I learned you can only die on Twitter.
Trending tab displaying “Only on Twitter” label above the name of the recently deceased, Gordon Lightfoot.

ALT Trending tab displaying “Only on Twitter” label above the name of the recently deceased, Gordon Lightfoot.

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I don’t want to post to Twitter anymore. But where else can I admit that I know so little about sports that, at a glance, I misread the #bucciovertimechallenge as the #BuscemiOverTimeChallenge?
Side by side images of actor Steve Buscemi, shown in a black and white school photo on the left and in a colour photo as an older man at a film event.

ALT Side by side images of actor Steve Buscemi, shown in a black and white school photo on the left and in a colour photo as an older man at a film event.

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Did I remember to take my anti-anxiety meds today? Only the night terrors will tell.
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Danielle Kayahara retweeted
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sal 🫐@ghostinmypocket13 Mar 2023
Can’t believe Stephanie Hsu, who played a depressed immigrant daughter traveling throughout the universe to find a version of her mother who loved her, lost to an irs agent
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@PopBase13 Mar 2023
Jamie Lee Curtis wins the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress. #Oscars
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Is #smalldickenergy carbon neutral? If so, maybe there’s still a future for Andrew Tate. 🤣
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I’ve never witness a more satisfying ratio than @GretaThunberg vs. the embodiment of a edgy teenage boy’s bedroom that is @Cobratate
Greta Thunberg (@GretaThunberg) profile pictureGreta Thunberg
@GretaThunberg28 Dec 2022
yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]
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Wow, Betty White and Elton John? I’d never have thought that they dated!
Trending topics listing “Betty White” and “THEY DATED” and “Elton John”

ALT Trending topics listing “Betty White” and “THEY DATED” and “Elton John”

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When I inevitably give up on Twitter, this is the silliness that I’ll miss the most.
Even @Twitter can’t figure out what @elonmusk is doing.
We are Elon, for we are petty. - @EL0N_MUSKRAT
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I always assumed it would be the trolls that killed Twitter, I just thought it was take more than one.
I don’t think Radio Shack ever died. I think it just switch from the dad market to moms and renamed themselves Michaels. Why else would both want such oddly personal information when you’re just trying to buy the pieces to something that would be cheaper to buy whole?
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