Since ditching tobacco 32 days ago, I haven't killed anybody. Despite wanting to. Often.
Inspirational Tweet
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It's wild how some mushrooms will kill you, some will make you see God, and some are just delicious in risotto.
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If this isn’t showing up in your feed it’s not bc it’s Weekend Twitter it’s bc Elon stirred the algorithm again with his dick.
Twitter was so much better when it was populated by assholes making jokes rather than assholes making political statements.
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We've reached the point where instant gratification isn't even gratifying anymore.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but don't be a dick on the internet today.
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Being old is like being a history teacher and no one wants to take your class.
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Pistachios may have the same salt and fat content as potato chips but at least I'm getting some exercise.
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Back in the 70s once you hit the age of 10, your parents basically considered you an adult.















