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Joined May 2026
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Replying to @BY1959
@realDonaldTrump is the king of air dicking
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Jonathan Taylor looking at Daniel Jones knowing he’s the reason the Colts blew up their entire team
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Why create a username and password if you're just gonna email me a code before every login
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The Bible Belt is the reason the country is so fucked up
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The FBI reportedly advised ESPN’s Pat McAfee to wear a bulletproof vest following the killing of Charlie Kirk, per @FOS & @awfulannouncing
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Listen up you MAGA dipshits! Obama wasn't making fun of The Cheesecake Factory. He was calling Trump the gay Saddam Hussein. And it was hilarious 😂😂😂
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"Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country"- John F. Kennedy "Tear down this wall"- Ronald Reagan Shove that ballroom up your fat ass!"- Patriot
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My Official Prediction for the 2026 United States Midterm Elections: Trumps supporters will fuck their sisters.
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“Shove that ballroom up your fat ass!” -True Patriot.
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🤖 Made with AI
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LMFAO! Wait for it!
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Let me get this straight... US citizens such as Robert De Niro should stay out of US politics, but non-citizens like @NICKIMINAJ should be applauded for getting involved?
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“Shove that ballroom up your ass!” might be the greatest sentence ever spoken to a failed President.
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This is your Monday reminder;
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You haven’t work since you were 22…are you a liberal communist or what?
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If this is your profile picture, you’re not just stupid. You’re profoundly fucking stupid.
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🚨MAJOR BREAKING: This video of Trump boarding Air Force One on his way to Michigan needs a close look. Donald Trump has been accused of wearing an exoskeleton. Watch closely at 0:20. 👀 Then rewatch the entire climb. It's hard not to notice.
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Sheldon Mini Cooper retweeted
Your dear leader fucked children. I don't.
Replying to @Onemoretime2212
Damn your profile is mentally ill as fuck stay away from the kids
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