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Merry Belated Christmas @TheFatalRed_

“Uh oh.. @IronPep616 started following me.”

// new wallpaper is liiiit 🔥

“Please wear this for safety reasons.”

Crawls back into his workshop for very important science stuff.

Pretty sure he’s in trouble for some reason.

Valentine’s Day got me like:

Shall I go live in a pyramid, surrounded by cats and worshipped like a pharaoh in Ancient Egypt?

“New Year, New Me(thods to annoy everyone. Better and faster.)”

Sighs dramatically. “It’s fine. He’s doomed. He will starve, snowed in, in his luxury cabin in the woods.” . . . There’s plenty of food, he just doesn’t know how to cook.

He has been living under the blankets all day. He wonders if any food delivery service can reach his cabin or if he will have to starve.

He’s a blanket burrito and he is not leaving the bed.

// I keep finding street cats in Athens and I want to pet them and take them all with me 🥹

He is leaving for his winter retreat like a bear. Do not disturb.

I hope ya’ll have been thankful enough for being alive at the same time as yours truly and being blessed with my existence.

// didn’t consider for a second that Venice could be underwater.

// kinder wtf is this and why are they so delicious?! I’ll be crying in a corner, fat and happy.