Shellybelly 🟧

For the MAGAIDIOTS in the back: Apparently the last remaining firing synapse in your collective possession has shit the bed once & for all and this info just ain’t getting through your thick skulls and into your cavernous craniums of cultish cluelessness, so here we go again— It is NOT “election interference” to schedule ANY of your rotting gourd God’s MANY trials before the 2024 election. The law doesn’t give a fuck if he’s running for President of the Raccoon Scat Association in The Greater Booger Hole area or President of the United States. It cares as much about Super Tuesday as it does Superfly Snuka. He is a defendant just like any other Joe Shmoe charged with crimes and he has to appear in court whenever the fuck the Judge says he has to appear in court. For all your endless whining about a “two-tiered justice system” when it comes to Hunter Biden’s dick pics you’d think you’d understand that granting special treatment to a private citizen who decided to campaign in the middle of his indictments ain’t how this shit works. But you don’t understand that, because you’ve opted for your usual willful ignorance instead. And for the record, he announced his candidacy AFTER most of these investigations were already well underway. So if this shit is anything, it’s “Indictment interference”. But here’s the thing about all of this— no one cares how this makes you “feel”. No one cares if you’re mad or sad or threatening “civil war”. No one is above the law in this country. No one. And either we are a nation of laws or we are not. If you love America as much as your “Star Spangled & Hammered” beer koozie says you do, you’d actually understand how crucially important it is to hold Donald Trump to the same legal standards as anyone else. And yet…

FOX WOULDN’T let Marge Greene and Matt Gaetz into the spin room!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The Republicans on that stage tonight could have unveiled the secret to time travel and detailed an irrefutable plan for world peace, while saving a litter of puppies from drowning and serving up a warm batch of homemade blueberry scones at the same time and somehow the yam-tinted traitor getting his mug shot taken tomorrow in GA still would have been declared the winner. Cuz it’s a cult.

Oh no!! Looks like Donny Four Indictments is gonna cancel his big press conference next week. I wonder if it’s because “A Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable REPORT on the Presidential Election Fraud which took place in Georgia”… was already completed. 𝐵𝑦 𝐹𝑎𝑛𝑖 𝑊𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑠.

We need a reality game show featuring Trump, Giuliani & Stone incarcerated together in Georgia state prison. The ratings will be yuuuuge!