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โšพ Orioles ๐Ÿ’ Caps & Bears ๐Ÿˆ Ravens & Terps ๐Ÿ€ Terps & 'Nova/Knicks ๐Ÿค Don't. Gatekeep. Sports. Fandom. ๐Ÿค

Baltimore, MD
Joined July 2008
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I have seen zero (0) Blake Bortles jerseys in this stadium. Unimpressed. #RavensFlock
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Going to the Ravens game tonight and I feel like there is a non-zero chance I will have to play quarterback. Going to wear comfortable clothes and sensible shoes, just in case. #RavensFlock
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My kid was at a brand new friend's house for the first time yesterday, and the mom took BOTH their asses with her to vote. ๐Ÿ˜‚
OH THEY CLEARED HER SO BAD LMFAOOO๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Sure am glad I switched from the Ravens game to the Caps game. #RavensFlock #ALLCAPS
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In fact I still type "twi..." into my search bar to get here.
like this if you still call it twitter
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I would like a refund and I didn't even buy tickets or pay for cable. #ravensflock
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Still a lot of season left and I'm genuinely not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. #ravensflock
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What I love about the algorithm here is that earlier today a dude insulted me by calling me f๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธt and now I'm the one getting served a bunch of f๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธt shaming content. That's so fun.
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This doesn't super feel like the ideal attitude for a new DC beat reporter... nitter.gq/Shelly_AF/status/21133โ€ฆ
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So many eye rolls. This is how warmups work. Also, I'm pretty sure tickets come with a start time and that start time is after warmups. So... maybe its not actually even your seat yet. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
Made a mistake buying front row tickets, I have grown ass adults (not children, grown adults) enclosing in on my personal space
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Pre-game warm-up crowding at the glass by fans from upper/lower sections is standard NHL practice, explicitly permitted at T-Mobile Arena where ushers allow movement to the boards regardless of ticket location. blog.ticketmaster.com/going-to-nhl-gโ€ฆ thehockeywriters.com/video-20-unwriโ€ฆ gamedayguides.com/t-mobile-arenaโ€ฆ
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My representative, ladies and gentlemen. ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข
Republican Rep. Andy Harris incorrectly told a reporter they were breaking the law as the reporter and others recorded an exchange with him last night. Harris had just wrapped up a debate with Democratic challenger Dan Schwartz.
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I am strongly not a Hurricanes fan but this was a great tweet. Chirps are gonna chirp.
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Not getting a touchdown on that drive was inexcusable. #ravensflock
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That's the Caps power play we know and... love. ๐Ÿ˜ด #ALLCAPS
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I love him.
PLD joined the boys post-game for one of the most unhinged interviews ๐Ÿคฃ
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Well they got me.
Someone discovered a new Amazon AI feature that summarizes what it knows about you and I am crying of laughter
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