Selling Tesla to buy SpaceX before the merger? Do the math first. 🚀 This is my situation: If I sell $10k of $TSLA (oldest shares, up 64%): • Norwegian tax on the gain (37.84%): about $1,480 • About $8,520 left to buy $SPCX If I hold and SpaceX buys Tesla at a 30% premium: • That $10k becomes about $13,000 in SpaceX, with no tax paid yet Break-even: SpaceX has to rise 52.5% before the merger, with Tesla flat. From $145, that's about $221. Above $221, swapping wins. Below it, holding Tesla wins. Are you swapping or holding? 👇 Not financial advice.

Norwegian customs had a feeling about this one. 🇩🇰➡️🇳🇴 "Anything to declare?" "No, no… just software." 👀

I have 100 SpaceX shares. Enough in the account for one more, but I might withdraw it to buy GTA VI 😁 Just so I can say, “Do you know how much this game will have cost me in 10 years’ time?” 😂

Introducing the iPhone Duo: EU Edition 🇪🇺📱 One screen for the internet. One screen for cookies. 🍪 Brussels calls it privacy. I call it a full-time job.

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That said, I'm about 25% SPCX / 75% Tesla already, only by adding SPCX, not selling Tesla yet. SPCX has enormous potential for fast income, but more risk versus Tesla's steadier diversified income. Just my feelings here.

Democrats are against tech, AI and robots. Why? Because they'd let us stop working so much and get back to the nuclear family. And that's the last thing they want. They'd rather have Sodom and Gomorrah.

I hope FSD get’s approved in Norway before I hit one of these bikers flying in from the side. You are supposed to get off the bike 🤷‍♂️

Penis Moron is desperate to get Elon Musk on his «show». Pathetic fishing 🤦‍♂️

Tesla Model Y is back in Norway 🇳🇴⚡ #1 today with 78 registrations, more than double #2. Already 4th in Q4 with 289, only 64 behind the leader, and climbing. Norway never stopped loving the Model Y.

I built this for myself, so I could watch Tesla and SpaceXAI on one screen 📈🚀 Turned out to be pretty handy, so I'm sharing it: 👉 elonpulse.net/duo • Live TSLA + SPCX price & volume • Both on one % chart with a single toggle • Latest posts from both companies Works great in the Tesla browser. Check the stocks while you're charging ⚡🚗 I also made elonpulse.net, Elon's Tesla, SpaceX, Neuralink & Boring posts without the politics.

🚨 BREAKING (SATIRE): Brussels approves FSD, but only if the car stops to fill out a form at every roundabout. 🇪🇺📋 Form 27-B. In triplicate. Per roundabout.