@ShitFartCustoms

mysterious specter of gamecube controllers if you missed a ledgedash or your phob magnets fell off, we probably did it. Satire Account. (any)

Joined January 2022
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Honestly every controller modder is just fucking loaded. we are scamming you idiots! I have a tesla!
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play falco on unranked I will hMmmmmm hit my vape between stocks I must.
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“Guys smash is getting a little too woke” R:@ssbm_chungo “are you like alt right dude? >>R[OP] “no man im a liberal i swear” R:@onett_groyper1488 “kill all tr**** and f*gs” Somehow the second comment never gets any replies im so curious as to why
esemd@esemdwOct 6
the smash community might actually just be fucked bro so many people under leftist/populist psychosis
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They are tying you to a post and setting it on fire in the qrts hbox
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controllerchaos.com why aren’t you guys paying rent #packwatch
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I’m locked the fuck in on this shit
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this is what it looks like when you let ult players test their new phob on your melee setup
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Fuck it controller horns
Kadano@KadanoSep 9
Affordable shipping to addresses in the US is available again. With the "ship by weight" option, import fees are pre-paid at checkout. I also added a couple of new products recently, shown in the photos: extensible ergo triggers, mouse click Z kits, HQ replacement shell screws
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Now the decomp is done im really excited to see about 4 funny mods to the game and maybe 50 thousand different reddit dogshit vibecode garbage that make NewChallengers homer simpson captain falcon look like the mona lisa
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Melee code being basically only accessible to people who could understand assembly kept the modding gatekept in a way that only let people who really cared make the game make shit for it, which was pretty cool honestly
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first they came for the notches, and I did not speak out--for I was not a notcher.
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asdf ultra@asdf_ultraAug 26
Accidentally spilled cum on my controller lol 😭 I had to take it all apart and clean the cum out of my A and B button cavities, took like 20 minutes and now I don't even care about cleaning all the cum off the front Never let cum dry out for 2+ hours or else it turns into glue
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I heard this account is the same guy who got mad at m2k and deleted all his twitch vods
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Its very clear that through a pattern of intimidation tactics and low doses of poison hbox has been using psychological warfare against cody for the past 3 days to net himself a major win and avoid being classified as “washed”
Cody Schwab
@iBDWSSBMAug 14
.@LiquidHbox smashes into a pole at a theme park and this fucker’s first reaction is “MY CLUTCH, IT’S GONE…” Bro really is just the star of a sitcom
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Heartwarming: Hungrybox fulfills the last request of a cancer patient by popping off on him and dying
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Just ate the AI burger at supernova and my nutsack is full of blood.
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I hear voices from inside the controller
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Im holding the toronto power grid hostage for one trillion dollars
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once a year there should be a melee tournament with no ruleset. just best of 3, 4 stocks, 6 minutes. everything legal, controller macros, freeze glitch, pound stalling, hyrule temple, everything.
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I will sponsor him
Citizen Commission
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Replying to @KanekoaTheGreat
@KanekoaTheGreat just connected an X account (@cforce3000) to last night’s would-be assassin Cole Allen. I’ve been digging further and found multiple other gaming/social accounts tied to variations of that same username. At least one of them directly lists that X handle in their bio links. Accounts on Roblox, YouTube, Twitch, and Chess.com.
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