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Here to talk Utah sports, Seahawks, BIG12, CFB, & whatever else comes my way. If your are pissed off at me 90% chance it was sarcasm or not that serious.

Joined December 2013
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When GameDay shows up and we actually win…..
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How my Saturday went after Utes delivered a 10:00am Holy War win and the rest of the day was just a victory lap
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I just want to know how this king is handling the L tonight, I hope he is doing well and it doesn’t stop him from suiting up and getting back in there (the stands) next game
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2100 S Chipotle was like an after party with how many people were wearing Red, vibes were high
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WE’VE BEEN AVENGED! I LOVE THIS TEAM!! 🤣🤣 GO UTES!!!!!!!
🤖 Made with AI
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Utah football and basketball are now 11-0 how insanely blessed we are to have two complete power house programs 💪
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Pure class between Scalley and Kalani. 2 men of god and examples for us all
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I have some apologies to make or some Tweets to delete 😂😭but I am so happy to do so 😭
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No doubt about it after that kick, Utah is playing scared and can’t handle the moment…..try again next year I guess 🤦‍♂️
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The moments too big for our wide receivers they can’t hold on to the ball 🤷‍♂️
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Bear is annoying consistent guy doesn’t get frazzled
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I know what too much about this rivalry to start celebrating already…….im still puckered until the clock hits 0:00
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This is how I'm seeing Damp if he delivers a Holy War win and a 9-0 start
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I’m gonna be a little suspicious if this guy goes to a Jazz game with Ryan Smith and then next day finds something relatively small to blast the University of Utah over….Im watching you Ryan
Headed to Utah this weekend… what are the best restaurants and bars to hit while in town? Lmk 👇
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I'm giving myself one politics tweet before I try to retire from online politics again. I’d like to think we can move past the stupid culture wars where people get worked up over tiny fractions of the population or things that have almost no actual effect on their life and do that thing where we pretend everyone of the opposite party you support is insane. But honestly, I don’t think any of that is going away. Our government has just screwed the economy and eroded the middle class so badly that people are too busy trying to afford their lives to care about the outrage machine this election cycle.
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Scalley said too much is made of the religious element of this game. "At the end of the day, does God care who wins this game? No. God cares about people."
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Another guy with a pretty questionable track record on historical models. You two should compare notes.
By the way... Utah fans look away... historical models strongly suggest Utah will only win 6 or 7 games in 2026. The Utes lost too much talent and experience. They lost their HOF coach... and had a great season in 2025. The cultural change, and loss of their OL, almost guarantees a slip back to the mean.
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Nippert Stadium is beautiful
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A remake of this concept would go so hard......lets get Denis Villeneuve or Nolan on it.
IN TIME (2011) had a brilliant sci-fi idea: the rich don’t just own more money, they literally buy themselves centuries while the poor count down the minutes until death. Andrew Niccol had the makings of a much sharper dystopian classic here.
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I know THE GUY to hire here
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ESPN & Pat McAfee UNFAIRLY Attack Utah | Big 12 Haters Have a New Angle nitter.gq/i/broadcasts/1DxLdZBbR…
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