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Imagine if I listened what a hater gotta say

Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex
Joined December 2008
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Sure sex is great but have you ever watched the entire country say fuck you to Donald Trump??
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💙 GOD BLESS TEXAS 💙
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Remember that time in Game 3 of the World Series when the Brewers just kept scoring runs?
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When markets correct, they come at you fast
This is like the craziest thing I’ve ever seen Everyone turned out to vote for Abbott but they left it blank for Paxton or voted for Talarico? That is not how most voting humans operate
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Very early, but I'm starting to think we won't all be getting $5000 checks.
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Ken Paxton eats hard-shell tacos
Ken Paxton was supposed to make his closing arguments to Texas voters at the Alamo. Instead he will make his final plea at Matt’s Rancho Martinez “Tex-Mex heaven” in Allen, Texas. Inside the chaos of Paxton’s campaign: dailymail.com/news/us-politi…
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Free Brats for Brewers fans! To celebrate the team's first ever championship, the @MKEBratHouse is giving away free brats until 3:00 p.m. this afternoon. The giveaway is open to the public, and all Milwaukee fans are invited to stop by and grab one (limit one brat per person).
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You know your aircraft is legit when you have USB-C ports 🙌
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Ken Paxton posts a picture of what he is having for lunch on twitter
Ken Paxton tips 5% and writes “God bless” on the receipt.
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One lucky kid will be treated to rally heaters
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The Brewers regarded smoking cigarettes before games as a good luck charm and their motto was ‘if we smoke heaters in the cage, we will smoke heaters in the game’ Christian Yelich on this: “You walk by the cage and see the cigs lit and you’re like, the boys are ready to rock.” (Via @JeffPassan)
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Craig Counsell at his Whitefish Bay home watching the parade
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Must be my lucky day @culvers
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The @Brewers parade crowd is insane #wonourway
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You gotta be shitting me
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Tip-toeing through my bat cave….
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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