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Sami☀️

@ShortSami

I just talk to myself on this app

 documentation of my insanity
Joined July 2019
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juls :(@lovecIubrryNov 4
watching election numbers come in for states i don’t live in
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my mom can drive us to the sex change surgery abortion clinic if your mom can drive us back
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EVERYBODY SCHEDULE YOUR ABORTION NOW WE’RE CELEBRATING TMRW #ABORTIONSFOREVERYBODY #EVENBOYS #BOYPUSSYABORTION
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They’re doing sex changes at Chick Fil A now
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Every single data center is getting converted into a community college tomorrow
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normal person@arianadotgovNov 4
they’re going to give newborn babies septum piercings at the hospital
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francis wolf@francis__wolfNov 4
we’re putting a covid-conscious lesbian bar in every city in texas
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jess@enchantedjess13Nov 4
it’s at that point in an election where i start listening to hamilton i fear
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sam 🍂@burritoprophetNov 4
how do you fuck up being president so bad that you turn texas BLUE
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bro it’s not even a blunami it’s a bluke
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sara !!@hollanovrryyNov 4
MANDATORY SEX CHANGES. BLUE HAIR FOR EVERYONE. PRONOUNS IN EMAIL SIGNATURES. ABORTIONS EVERYWHERE.
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Pop Base
@PopBaseNov 3
“Don’t forget who burns with us.” — Jennifer Lawrence quotes Katniss Everdeen as she encourages fans to vote in the midterms
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Image from Pop Base (@PopBase)
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kay SEEN SOTR
@gomdeverdeenNov 1
its hunger games november and i have never felt more alive
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Why create a username and password if you're just gonna email me a code before every login
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Sami☀️@ShortSamiAug 15
Anyone else hyped for Christmas
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using #tohspoilers again for the first time in years
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#tohspoilers . . . . 🤏🤏
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maya@skawbieSep 29
#tohspoilers
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Miz ☆@lemonkaneglazerSep 29
#TOHSPOILERS nobody speak to me. Don’t even look in my general direction.
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Sonny@sonnysoonysonnyAug 2
this cannot be a real shot from the new spiderman movie
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